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Edited by i_play_EVERYBODY: 2/7/2016 9:41:03 PM
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My Future Raid Requirements

-Must have all 7 Chaos Emeralds -Must have found Waldo -Must have caught every Pokemon -Must have a year 2 legendary elemental primary weapon -Must have gathered all 7 Dragonballs -Must know the Konami Code by heart -Must be 321 light level -Must tell the fireteam what the secret krabby patty formula is -Must have Etheric Light -Must use only the Khvostov -Must help capture Timmy Turners fairy godparents -Must get KO'd by Jigglypuff in Super Smash Bros -Must know the location of Carmen Sandiego -Must go directly to jail when we play Monopoly -Must eat chips & chew as loud as you can into your mic -Must be a Titan & run Striker (no bubbles allowed) -Must answer every question with a question -Must have beaten Ninja Gaiden Trilogy for Super Nintendo -Must be a Warlock & never activate your super regardless of what it is -Must have a cousin named Skeeter -Must laugh like Mickey Mouse -Must take smoke breaks while fighting every boss -Must have found the exotic chest on the Dreadnaught -Must come in last place on Mario Kart 64 -Must be a Hunter & go invisible when jumping on the ships -Must go on national tv & say Final Fantasy 7 was the worst game ever made -Must be prepared to get shot after you go on national tv & say Final Fantasy 7 was the worst game ever made -Must have every exotic at 321 light -Must never say you're having fun while playing Destiny -Must tell wrestling fans that John Cena is better than The Undertaker -Must buy every item from Tess at the Tower -Must have 200 Vanguard Marks -Must have 200 Crucible Marks -Must live near the Arctic Ocean -Must have a Sega Saturn emulator on your computer -Must be ok with Ben Afleck playing Batman -Must play Madonna albums while raiding -Must use Touch of Malice & kill yourself before the runner reaches the Deathsingers -Must find out who Ash Ketchum dad is -Must find out if Yugi ever showed anybody what the heart of the cards looks like -Must buy some weed from Shaggy & Scooby Doo -Must find out what kind of dinosaur Yoshi is -Must tell anyone who still hasn't seen Star Wars the entire movie -Must kill Urzok with only melee attacks -Must find a ghost with Dinklebots voice still in it -Must go to Barnes & Noble & sell Pokemon cards And last but not least...... -Must add requirements to this post cuz I'm sure I forgot some *Edit* Some user named jdamngame sent me a private message & said the following: "Must be a loser like you..Check that off the list" Umm...I would never private message someone just to let them know how i feel jdamngame..I would post it here & not hide like a scared little puppy from any reply to it..Just some food for thought 😎 *Edit 2 * I had no idea this post would start to get popular lol..I saw some funny raid requirements

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