She has more than one hole

I dunno I'm only like 3

Threesome

Another one? Fine, my Grade A advice will certainly help here. This is a simple situation, and doesn't require any killing unless things get messy. However there are two main paths to go down: Whether you want "Jane" or you actually want to be a friend and help "John." If you want Jane then it's simple: Invite John over to hang out then kill him and bury him, or simply tell him that you're going to ask her out if he doesn't ask her out within a week. If you wanna hook them up, it's much more complicated. You'll need some supplies though, such as rope, some torture tools, as well as gasoline and matches. Simple objects, you should have them laying around your house. First invite John over, and knock him out. It's simple: wait until he's relaxed then hit him in the head with the biggest blunt object around. Drag him to a secure area like a shed or basement. Then invite Jane over and make some excuse like you want to talk or want some fuk. Make it something believable. Do the same with Jane and take her to the same shed as John. Tie them both up and blindfold them. Now wait for them to wake up. Once they're both awake, tell them the situation. Say that John has always loved Jane and that she needs to get with him or else. Then remove the blindfold from Jane and show her the situation. Wear a mask so she doesn't know what's up. Now walk over to John and torture him until Jane begs to not end his life and stop. If she agrees to get with John, then mission accomplished! If not, follow these steps: Continue torturing John. Now take John's blindfold off and show him the situation. Approach Jane and pour the gasoline on her, and light a match. Finally ask her: Will you get with John? If she says yes, throw the match and watch her burn. If she was willing to let your friend get tortured then so be it. But don't let her die. Put the fire out and explain to your friend what happened, as he may not understand. I'm sure he'll agree with you that she deserves to die after all she's done. Ask both of them: One of you will die, which do you want to live? If Jane says herself and John says her, then kill Jane and John via gasoline and matches. If Jane says John should live and John says himself, kill John and take Jane as your sex slave or just kill her too. If Jane says John should live and John says Jane should live, then let them leave as a happy couple. After that, bury your supplies and return home. It's all you from there, I'm sure you got it! You're welcome.

Your first problem was coming to the internet for help. Your second problem was coming to a forum who's main bulk of dwellers consists of 12-16 year olds, a lot of which have never been with a girl. Then you've got those of us that are married and have been off the market so long we have forgotten what it's like to be single. Then you have a portion of us that really couldn't give a shit about a moronic set of "rules" people seem to bring up with regards to dating. It's painfully obvious the girl likes you. On the flip side of that coin she doesn't seem to like your friend in that way. Walk over to your friend, remove your testicles from his wallet and just ask the girl out. Do you know what friends do if you start dating a woman they like? They get over it. What they don't do is whine and argue about it. She's already picked, your friend is shit out, unlucky. Tell him to get a grip, she's probably got a friend with a "nice personality" you can set him up with.

3 way?