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Edited by joibasta:
1/31/2016 6:24:45 PM
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Weirdest Thing You've Woken Up To
[b][u]What is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?
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My weird event:
My chocolate lab, Cleveland had a seizure or 2. It went for about 30 minutes. That was about it really. Except I only had 11min to get ready for school too.
[spoiler]Jan. 29 2016[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesOne time I woke up to see a friend that I have not seen in 6 years in my room playing on my Xbox.
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3 RepliesCake by the Ocean by DNCE
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2 RepliesMy aunt stayed at my house for about a month (I was probably 6). My aunt must have come in the middle of the night because I woke up to find myself on the other side of my bedroom - on the floor - with my aunt sleeping in my bed. She snores like a lawnmower.
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I was once on a Field Training Exercise with my cadet group, and after we'd been out a few days in the woods, the instructers decided to play a joke on the rest of us. So the went around the camp and set up a bunch of speakers, connected to a guys phone, and at 6am, they started blasting screaming goat noises all around the camp. For 10 minutes. Straight. Needless to say, we all wanted to kill them, but looking back on it now, it was actually pretty funny!
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Your mom
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I once woke up thinking it was Saturday, my mom had to come in an tell me to "Wake up, it's Tuesday." [spoiler]I cri evry tiem[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSeeing a pile of clothes in the corner of my room that looked like gollum.
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1 ReplyEdited by bhsnipes: 1/30/2016 6:21:27 AMHaving a seizure twice. Both while I was in the college. The first time in was out for a "short" time. The college is about 5 minutes from the hospital. I regained consciousness before I got there. The second time I didn't regain consciousness until I was in the ER waiting on a room. My reaction to the second time was "-blam!- not again". It sucks not being able to drive for 3 months. For half of 2015 I didn't drive.
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I woke up curled in a ball in my closet. The closet door was open, of course.
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2 RepliesMy cat left me a dead mouse on my pillow next to my head. Completely awesome [spoiler]#sarcasm[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesI have sleep paralysis, so once I woke up with my dog wagging her tail in my face, yet I was completely unable to move or breath.
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One time my sister and her boyfriend went to the club. Theey met this dude and decided to let him crash at our home...... they told him he could sleep on my floor.
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A screaming Baby I'm 16 Don't have a gf And I forgot everything that happend the night before
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1 ReplyMy little brother right next to me. I was 6 and he was 4 at the time. No idea why he was there.
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9 RepliesMy cat trying to lick my eyelashes
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9 RepliesMy girlfriend had ordered wings at 5:30 in the morning and was eating them in bed while awkwardly splayed across me.
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Seeing Recon demoted in the morning.
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5 RepliesOP's mom [spoiler]original af[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesA clay block that fell on top of my face at 3:00 am. I was not amused.
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1 ReplyI frequently lose circulation in my arms depending how I lie in bed.. Once I woke up and sat upright to have my arm which was still above my head all floppy come down and slap me square in the mouth. Gave me a bloody lip and all..
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4 RepliesPut The Picture Back
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2 RepliesAn Australian woman yelling at me to wake up over an intercom while explosions and gunfire went off in the background.
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1 ReplyI woke up, couldn't see, couldn't move, wiggled around, accidentally turned the TV on and it was playing one of those police series so I heard "The buyer should arrive tomorrow", I then pissed my pants which caused my dog who had been laying on my legs to move which then forced the dog on my chest and arms to move who both then chased after the cat that was laying on my face TL;DR: my pets caused me to think that I was kidnapped
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2 RepliesA toilet
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1 ReplySleep? Ha!
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3 RepliesWell I once woke up with aching feet... [i]I had a dream that ducks were biting my feet[/i] [spoiler][i][b]Don't ask...[/b][/i][/spoiler]
