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Edited by tuckers baby:
1/27/2016 1:44:23 AM
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So I Found A Ninja on my Porch
I gave it some pizza and beer but now it won't go away. What do I do?
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3 Repliesマックでマラソン eh? I want Recon's shirt, that's awesome.
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Give it carrot pizza and Foster's. It'll send him packing. [spoiler]rip recon[/spoiler] [spoiler]liek if u cri evrytiem[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is the ham at his sexiest, post to 10 threads for good luck
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I dont see a ninja though. [spoiler]Too soon?[/spoiler]
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21 RepliesFeed it vegetables and milk. It won't show up again.
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16 RepliesFor those of you who can't put two and two together.
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3 RepliesWOAH THis is trippy Bro you like foreshadowed Recons departure as a ninja. There is now no ninja on your porch Are you psychic?
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Stick it in his pooper
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Recon is now homeless and ban less.
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Such wisdom
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6 RepliesThat's not a ninja anymore
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Mistakes were made
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2 RepliesWhat sort of creature is this?
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he went to your porch because they were gonna kick him out of ninja status
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2 RepliesDon't let it near Smi, they may unironicaly go to lunch in a platonic way.
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[quote]The cries of seagulls filled the evening sky. It was a peaceful moment. Water slowly lapped at the shore, leaving behind small, barely noticeable imprints on the soft sand. John basked in the orange glow of the setting sun. [i]Nothing in the whole world could compete with this,[/i] he thought. It was beautiful. The ball of fire keeping the entire planet alive fell behind the horizon, almost as if it was slowly dying. He heard a twig snap, and quickly turned his head. A small orange crab scurried through the brush. [i]Man, that startled me![/i] He was scared almost too easily. As John's head turned back towards the view, he spotted a glare of light bouncing from a single point along the shore. John curiously stood up and bounded over to the light. It was a small glass bottle, a cork shutting off its contents from the world. Inside was a letter, bearing a fine stamp. As if it was destiny, John backed up onto the handle of a corkscrew. Dumbfounded, he picked up the corkscrew. With one movement of his wrist, he stabbed the corkscrew into the top of the cork and began to twist. A snap sounded as the cork popped from the bottle, followed by a gust of old-smelling air. John turned the glass bottle over to let the note fall into his hand. As he set the bottle down, he inspected the stamp further. It was engraved with a cursive "H". [i]I wonder who wrote this,[/i] he thought. John broke the seal and opened the letter, careful not to crack the brown, aged paper. It read: "Join The Ham Hotel, Bitch." The End[/quote]
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4 RepliesGive a ninja some pizza... And it'll ask for some beer... Give a ninja a beer... And it'll ask for a hammer... Give a ninja a hammer... And it'll bant sum scroobs... Let a ninja bant sum scroobs... And you'll fulfill his sexual fantasies... Fulfill a ninjas....................... I'm just going to stop here.
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RIP in pepperoni Recon.[spoiler]I cri ery tim.[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesyou give it a ninja badge
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This wasn't funny back then. And it still isn't funny now
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1 ReplySober him up with a bacon cheeseburger.
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1 ReplyHey it's recon
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2 Replies*could not load image* OK....
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7 RepliesGive it ur chromosomes
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*pukes bleach and blood* Yeah gr8 advice guys
