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Meanwhile, in the Tower... (Storytime)

[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Don't take it personally, I'm better than you, and that's all there is to it. [b]Striker:[/b] Baahahaha! You? Better than me? Do you even Lift? [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Well, no... But In a gun fight I'd take you down with one bullet. [b]Striker:[/b] Pfft. You're all talk. [i](Voidwalker approaches the scene.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Alright you too, what's going on? [b]Bladedancer:[/b] Bickering. They've been at it for a while now. [b]Gunslinger:[/b] What? We're not bickering! We're just setting the scale that's all... How long have you been here listening to us anyways? [b]Bladedancer:[/b] Too long. [i](Bladedancer cloaks out of the scene.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Any Idea who she is? [b]Striker:[/b] Nope. [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Not at all. [i](Voidwalker notices Defender listening just outside of the conversation and gestures her to answer his question.)[/i] [b]Defender:[/b] ... Don't look at me, I'm just here to watch. [i](Voidwalker rolls his eyes and redirects the conversation to Striker and Gunslinger.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well maybe you guys kept up on your Grimoire- [b]Striker:[/b] Grimoire?... [i](Striker folds his arms as Voidwalker tries not to loose it.)[/i] [i](Voidwalker takes a deep breath.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] ... Anyways, there's a lot you two can learn from her. Back in the day, she use to be the King of the Crucible. [b]Striker:[/b] Don't you mean the "Queen"? [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Ooh, you just got corrected by a Titan. Hi-Five Striker! [i](Striker effortlessly opens his hand as Gunslinger slaps it.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] ... Besides the point. I'm just trying to say you two arguing about which class is better is just going to get you two nerfed. [i](Sunbreaker is heard crying in the background.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] See! You hear that sound? It tells yet another sad story about the results of class rivalries. [i](Sunbreaker's cry grows louder)[/i] [b]Striker:[/b] Poor Sunbreaker... [b]Gunslinger:[/b] What happened to him? [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Glad you asked. Remember when the Sunbreakers claimed they were the best? [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Umm... Sure. Get to the point. [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well Nightstalker and Stormcaller went on a non stop murmur campaign until the Speaker finally had enough with it and nerfed that sorry son of a- [i](Sunbreaker walks in)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Oh... Hai... We were... Just talking about you. [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] [i]*sniffs*[/i] Oh... Hi guys... [i](Awkward silence.)[/i] [i](Defender heads to Orbit.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Ooh... Umm... Sunbreaker. I heard Sunsinger was looking to chat with you... [i](Gunslinger catches on to Voidwalker's plan.)[/i] [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Yeaah... Last time I talked to her, she was telling me how she wanted you to ask her out. Like right now. [i](Striker looks at Gunslinger unamused.)[/i] [i](Gunslinger looks back with a smirk, gesturing an easy shrug.)[/i] [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Oh... Well, I don't know... Why would she ever want to talk to... a broken... [i]*wimpers*[/i] [i](Sunbreaker starts to cry again.)[/i] [b]Striker:[/b] Hey. [i](Sunbreaker continues crying.)[/i] [b]Striker:[/b] Hey! [i](Striker storm-fists Sunbreaker in the face and Sunbreaker stops crying.)[/i] [b]Striker:[/b] Get a hold of yourself Titan! [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] You're right... This... This is not the Titan way... [i]*sniffs*[/i]... I'm feeling better now. Thank you Striker. [i](Striker gives a reassuring nod to Sunbreaker.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] So Sunbreaker, being Nerfed is no fun, right? [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] It sucks. [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well, Striker and Gunslinger were here making a scene on who's better. Any advice you'd give to those two? [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] It's not worth it. You don't want to end up like me... Striker would annihilate you in the Crucible though. [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Hey! [b]Striker:[/b] Told ya. [i](Voidwalker face-palms.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] Hey Boys, whatchyall doin? [b]Striker:[/b] "Just setting the score." [i](Striker looks towards Gunslinger.)[/i] [i](Gunslinger looks back with a slight gesture in agreement.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] Settin' the score, huh? Playin' a game of some sorts? Hey - speakin' of games, how did yours go Sunbreaker? [i](Sunbreaker looks off into the distance, not giving Nightstalker any attention.)[/i] [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Well I wasn't bringing others down to my level... like you. [i](Voidwalker, Striker, and Gunslinger all look to Nightstalker -Blam- just got real.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] Ooh I see. Did I get wittle Sadbreaker's feewins hurt? [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Stop, you're taking this too far- [i](Striker and Voidwalker watch a Shadow Shot impale Gunslinger through the chest.)[/i] [b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian Down. [i](Sunbreaker is unwavering his attention. Striker and Voidwalker keep quiet, and not just because they are silenced.)[/i] [i](Nightstalker walks up to Sunbreaker, uncomfortably close.)[/i] [i](Striker revives Gunslinger.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] If I was you, Id stay outa my way. Wouldn't want to get pretty little Sunsinger hurt now, wouldjyah. [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] ... [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Hey! Leave her out of this. [i](Little did Voidwalker realize Nightstalker was specced with Quiver.)[/i] [b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian Down. [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Not again... [b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian Down. [i](Voidwalker and Gunslinger both wait for Ressurection.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] See your friends? Talkin' gots them in trouble. [i](Sunbreaker makes eye contact with Striker who then takes off sprinting the heck out of there.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] Not like anyone's gonna stop me. We haven't received an update in weeks.... Come to think of it, I know Sunsinger talks a lot. Maybe I'll pay her a lil visit too. [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] ... [b]Nightstalker:[/b] By the time I'm through with her, she'll be having a Viking Funeral of her own. Oh and don't even think about Fireborn, I'll make sure to put an end to that as well. [i](Sunbreaker activates Hammer of Sol.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] ( ʘ_ʘ) [i](Sunbreaker starts throwing hammers at Nightstalker.)[/i] [i](Nightstalker evades out of the way, causing the hammers to explode holes into the Tower.)[/i] [i](Defender arrives at the Tower.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! [i](Defender sees Sunbreaker destroying the place so she takes out her Ghost.)[/i] [b]Defender:[/b] Nope. [i](Defender heads to Orbit.)[/i] [i](Bladedancer comes out of camouflage revives Voidwalker and Gunslinger.)[/i] [b]Bladedancer:[/b] You seein this? [i](Gunslinger has a hard time getting back up.)[/i] [b]Gunslinger:[/b] What do you think we were doing while we waited? [i](Nightstalker can be heard screaming throughout the Tower. Chunks are being flung off the Tower from Sunbreaker's Hammer of Sol.)[/i] [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Xbox Record That. [b]Bladedancer:[/b] Sunbreaker it's not worth it! [i](Sunbreaker stops throwing hammers.)[/i] [b]Bladedancer:[/b] This is what she wants! You're only getting yourself Nerfed! [i](Sunbreaker's Super comes to an end as he takes a deep breath.)[/i] [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] I'm sorry... I lost control. [i](Nightstalker stops running and starts gasping for breath.)[/i] [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Hang in there. [i](Gunslinger pats Sunbreaker on the shoulder.)[/i] [b]Nightstalker:[/b] See?! You couldn't even hit me! Ha! [i]*gasps for air*[/i] Just you wait. Not even you can protect Sunsinger from what's to come. [i](Sunbreaker turns around.)[/i] [i](Nightstalker starts laughing.)[/i] [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] ... [b]Nightstalker:[/b] What - don't got nothin to say? [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Hope you can fly. [b]Nightstalker:[/b] ??? [i](Striker is running back into the scene with a new pair of Peregrine Greaves, taking a well placed knee to Nightstalker's side, sending her into the sky.)[/i] [i][Error Code: TITANMASTERRACE][/i] [b]Bladedancer:[/b] Daaayyyuumm. [i](Striker walks to the group from where he Shoulder Charged Nightstalker. The Cryptarch's stall explodes in flames behind him.)[/i] [b]Gunslinger:[/b] I'll admit it, I'm impressed. [b]Striker:[/b] ;) [i](Sunbreaker gives a nod to Striker. Which Striker nods back.)[/i] [i](The Cryptarch walks into the scene and rushes towards the embers.)[/i] [b]Master Rahool:[/b] My Stall! [b]Gunslinger:[/b] ... Umm, Voidwalker. What are you doing? [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well someone's gotta write this down! [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Alright, fair enough. Make me look good. [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Emm... No. [i](Sunbreaker starts walking away.)[/i] [b]Sunsinger:[/b] Sunbreaker!!! [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Sunsinger? [i](Sunbreaker turns around and Sunsinger throws her arms around him. Quickly leaving the embrace.)[/i] [b]Sunsinger:[/b] Oh my gosh are you Ok? I saw what happened. [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] I'm fine... Sorry you had to see me like that... How much did you see? [b]Sunsinger:[/b] All of it... I... I saw you stand up for me. [b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Well, I had t- [i](Sunsinger and Sunbreaker start making out in the sunset.)[/i] [b]Striker:[/b] He grew up fast. [i](Striker wipes off his single tear from his eyes.)[/i] [b]Bladedancer:[/b] Well, I guess you can say he was her Type. Lol. Get it? [b]Gunslinger:[/b] Isn't he an Exo? [b]Bladedancer:[/b] I meant it was because they are both Solar Type. [b]Gunsingler:[/b] No, I know. I mean, He's an Exo. [b]Bladedancer:[/b] Oh right... That's weird. [b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well, I think we've all learned something today. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some new Grimoire Cards to publish. [i][u][b]~FIN[/b][/u][/i]

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  • Bump. :)

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  • LOL!! Five Stars!

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  • 10/10

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  • Hey guys this guys trying to get motw check out his video to help him out https://youtu.be/_UfaRFBsHn4

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  • Stormcaller. 7th column immedietly

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  • What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES

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    • Lmfao that was golden someone animate this!

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      • Nice!!

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      • Edited by Legend of Jordy: 1/20/2016 11:36:40 PM
        A bump. Or at least an attempt of a bump.

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        • [b]TL;DR[/b] - Sorry lol, hit max characters.

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        • [quote][i][Error Code: TITANMASTERRACE][/i] [/quote]

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        • Still abetter love story than twilight ;)

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        • best shit ever read

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        • This is what happens when I get bored of playing Destiny but I still want more Destiny...

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