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1/14/2016 2:43:55 AM
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So I'll try my hand at writing parodies... (Gaming themed!)

So as I said: I'll try writing a parody thanks to a little "bet" from some unknown benefactors. Sorry if this turns out awful and here we go I guess... "Lady Maria" A parody of "Lady Madonna" by the Beatles. "Lady Maria, bloodstains at your feet How well will I manage in NG+3? Who finds the hunters when they run away Will my next summon even be decent? The summon arrives without a weapon The next running out of patience And even I'm running out of vials Just watch us die Lady Maria, Cleaver through your chest Wondering how you even kill the rest Run,run,run Just watch me die Lady Maria, now you're nearly dead Just like those small robins failing to be eggs No summons trying to lend assists Now this may just end my best run Zero vials left now You're almost dead Lady Maria, lying on the ground Wondering how you'll manage this place now." Well that was definitely painful to write. I'm expecting harsh criticisms either way.

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