[quote]DO YOU APPRECIATE A PERSON WHO FORGETS TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK BUT SAYS '[i]-blam!- IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE[/i]'? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD [b]TURGID[/b] MEANS AND HAVE ENOUGH PHONETIC AWARENESS TO PRONOUNCE IT? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE HARROWING FACT THAT YOUR PARENTS MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT HAD SEX WITH YOUR TINY FETAL BODY SLOSHING ABOUT IN YOUR MATERNAL MOTHERS UTERUS? DO YOU GENERALLY SETTLE FOR SLIGHTLY LESS THAN THE REST OF THE POPULATION BECAUSE YOU REALIZE THE PRACTICALITY OF IT? HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN ANY SORT OF ONLINE FICTIONAL CHARACTER PERSONALITY TEST? IF YOU ANSWERED [u]YES[/u] TO ANY OF THE ABOVE THEN THIS CLAN IS FOR YOU! CURRENTLY ONLY 6 PEOPLE OCCUPY THE APTLY NAMED [b]'ORDINARY STRAIGHT MEN'[/b]. 4 OF THOSE 6 ARE IN A DEDICATED, LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP SO YOU JUST KNOW THEY KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT IN THE END. OH, YOU'RE A WOMAN? ALLOW ME TO EXTEND A WARM HAND UNTO YOU IN THE ATTEMPT TO COAX YOU TO JOIN OUR CLAN. JOIN, WOMEN! YOU ARE WELCOME. NOT ORDINARY? [b]WHO -blam!-ING CARES[/b] NOT STRAIGHT? [b]WHO -blam!-ING CARES[/b] NOT A MAN? well, it's in the name s- [b]WHO -blam!-ING CARES[/b] JOIN US NOW AND WE WILL THROW IN A COMPLIMENTARY 'thanks, this really means a lot. we don't really get anyone joining, so it's nice to gain a member. heck, of the 6 original members only turgidfruit plays regularly. anyways, before i start rambling, i'd just like to say thanks for joining and i hope you find some cool people to play with. that's all it's about in the end, right?' THANKS FOR YOUR TIME [spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler][/quote]