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Edited by Brokenspade:
1/1/2016 12:26:33 AM
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BEING A STRIKER
Hunters taste like chicken.
Warlocks make talk to much, hurt brain.
My primary is fist.
If it twitches I punch it. If it twitches after that... MOAR FIST!
If it's in front of me and i haven't used a fist of havoc on it, I've shamed the ancestors.
Lightning grenades make handy backscratchers.
To dislodge a knee from my opponents sternum, I find applying pressure downward, on the throat with the other foot, does the trick.
When used properly titan skate makes you into the tankfairy. I recommend you use this to apply more knee to sternums.
I never get stuck. I become unexpectedly strategically entrenched.
After using shoulder charge a lot I've learned to appreciate the complex flavor of buckshot.
I've never been shot. I've simply accepted the challenge, of your bullets, to an honorable duel.
Grapenuts. Buckshot tastes like grapenuts. Same iron content and everything.
Know what's better than one lightning grenade? Two lightning grenades! It's like an awesome rave made of murder strobes. Plus armenterium gives me grenade boobs.
Perigrine greaves. If you've ever wanted to make modern art, with flying kicks, using the viscera of your enemies. These are the heals for you, trust me.
MK 44 stand asides. Omg just running all the time. These are literally: metal, thigh high, stripper boots, that let me murder-Sprint, across the whole map just to shoulder charge that one guy! I hate that guy!!! And I feel pretty, everyone wins!
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ITS TIME TO NECROBUMP.
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1 ReplyTank-fairy is the best fairy Love this post!
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1 ReplyThis is amazing.
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2 RepliesWell this chicken is too spicy for you!!! *Whips out golden penis!* [spoiler]Still gets eaten anyway T_T[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesI didn't get blown up. I never get blown up. I just body-checked the missile.
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6 RepliesEdited by AOSUOMI: 1/2/2016 2:40:52 PMHow I feel after killing people with Lightning Grenades that were accidentally thrown and forgot.
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1 ReplyYum me like Grapenuts too.
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4 RepliesPanic havoc!...no skills
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1 ReplyRead "Being a Stalker" *Clicked on post and not about stalking people*
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3 RepliesShove it up your A S S [spoiler]git GUD [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTitan
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3 RepliesHahaa oh man. It's like they re-released thorn as a striker Titan.
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2 Replies"Plus armenterium gives me grenade boobs. "
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Literally makes me more excited to play my Titan in IB tomorrow lmao, thanks!
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lmao 10/10
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3 RepliesI give this [url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL6OfxI6--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/itxtnbttmn8dt4z0tfcx.gif]Seth's Stamp Of Approval[/url]
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1 ReplyA Guardian up high in the sky, the sun gleaming upon the armor refracting into a kinetic light show. A bird? Perhaps in spirit-"CA-CAW!" The Perigean falcon sings, the shadow looms closer to the prey.
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Striker love! You have made my day. -Day Zero Striker
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1 ReplyMakes me want to play as striker again lol
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1 ReplyThis is what being a striker feels like to me. :( http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/POWERSLAY/video/13604756
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2 RepliesEdited by SphericalDENIS: 1/2/2016 2:45:42 PMSome think they can outsmart me Ive yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet
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Apply shoulder charge directly to the forehead.
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Ouch, i just blew coke a cola out of my nose. Lmao. Funniest thing ive read all week
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This has medog's seal of approval
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1 ReplyThere's nothing better than running around the map at high speeds and tackling everyone
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1 ReplyPerfect....This wouldn't even be a thing if they left our hammers alone.
