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11/30/2015 12:53:57 PM
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Just some adult humor
If you had a kid named Marco,the worst place to lose him would be at a swimming pool.
When I die I'm going to have my gravestone done in Comic Sans or Papyrus just so I can forever annoy the font-snobs.
Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child.
Ant-man could be in every shot of the new Captain America trailer and we wouldn't know.
Going for 1k replies thx
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These jokes are so dark they should be picking cotton
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How do you know your sister is on her period? [spoiler]When you taste blood on your dad'a dick.[/spoiler] Wanna know what's worse than that? [spoiler]Finding your dad's wedding ring when you're fingering your sister.[/spoiler] Another joke? [spoiler]Women's rights.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Indeprived: 12/3/2015 3:37:31 AMWhat's the best part of an Isis joke? [spoiler]The execution[/spoiler] Those people in France... [spoiler]They really [u]paris[/u]hed no?[/spoiler] What's the most confusing day in the hood? [spoiler]Fathers day[/spoiler] Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? [spoiler]Neither have they[/spoiler] What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? [spoiler]A bench can support a family[/spoiler] What's a Mexicans favorite sport? [spoiler]Cross country[/spoiler] 911 jokes are [u]plane[/u] wrong, I don't talk about them because my grandfather died there... [spoiler]He never really was a good pilot [/spoiler] How do you get a Jewish girls number? [spoiler]Roll up their sleeve[/spoiler] What do you call a flying Jew? [spoiler]Smoke[/spoiler] *Edit One: How many babies does it take to paint a house? [spoiler]Depends on how hard you throw them[/spoiler] What does a black man do after having sex? [spoiler]Jail time[/spoiler] Why do all black people have nightmares? [spoiler]We killed the one that had a dream [/spoiler] What did the homeless man give to the little girl? [spoiler]A.I.D.S[/spoiler] Why are black people fast? [spoiler]All the slow ones are in prison [/spoiler] How many Jewish people can you fit in a car? [spoiler]3-5 in the seats... And 6 million in the ash tray[/spoiler] How do you get baby out of a blender? [spoiler]chips[/spoiler] What's puffy and taps on a window before it explodes? [spoiler]A baby in a microwave[/spoiler] What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? [spoiler]It only takes one nail to hang a painting[/spoiler] Tell me if you want more... To anyone that reads these, I'll save you a seat in hell [spoiler]This is adult humor op[/spoiler]
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Is the adult Ned Flanders? It has to be.
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Where did Sally go during the explosion? [spoiler]everywhere[/spoiler] *thump* *thump* Who's there? [spoiler]not Sally [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesLittle Jimmy and Sally are sitting in Sunday school one day and The teacher asks who created the world At that moment jimmy stabs Sally with a pencil and she cries out "Oh-God" the teacher replies that's correct good job Then the teacher asks who is the son of God and again Jimmy stabs Sally again with the pencil and she cries out "Jesus Christ" and again the teacher says that's correct The teacher finally asks what did Eve say to Adam after they had their children. Again Jimmy stabs Sally and Sally yells "if you poke me with that thing one more time I will kill you" and again the teacher replies "that's correct good job"
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Edited by Walroof: 12/2/2015 2:18:10 AMSo the horse walked into the bar and the bartender said "hey, why the long face?" [spoiler]"my wife has cancer" the horse replied [/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by TheNobleGuardian: 12/2/2015 2:07:21 AM3 seats are open as the bell rings in the classroom. 2 minutes later, a student walks in and sits down. The teacher asks, "Why were you late?" Student says, "I was on top of Blueberry Hill." [i]Ok then take out your stuff[/i] Then, a second student walks in. "Why we're you late?" Says the teacher. [i]"I was on top of Blueberry Hill"[/i] [i]Ok then take a seat...[/i] The third missing student then walks in and before they can say why they are late the teacher says: "Wait, let me guess, you [i]were on top of Blueberry Hill..."[/i] The student responds: [spoiler][b][i][u]I am Blueberry Hill[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI hate the holocaust jokes. My great grandfather died on that day. [spoiler]he tripped and fell off the guard tower.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm a master at these
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1 ReplyPussy
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8 RepliesHow do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood.
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What do you call a dog without legs [spoiler]you don't because no matter how many times you call his name he will never come[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMY FONT IS CLEARLY THE BEST NYEHEHEHE
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One liners are a form of comedy that don't read well
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Not really sure why you think that's adult humor, those are all G rated jokes
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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? [spoiler]the boy scout comes home from camp[/spoiler]
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You stole this from ifunny. Wow. You really try hard to be funny, huh?
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I'm such a nerd, the Papyrus one made me laugh the most.
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1 ReplyA baby seal walks into a club.
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2 RepliesEdited by Mooffin Man: 12/1/2015 9:35:28 PMno-one replied [spoiler]i is no-one[/spoiler]
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Where do you go to have sex with twenty four year olds? [spoiler]Elementary school.[/spoiler]
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8 Replieswhy cant Susie use the swing? Because she has no arms
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Noone likes my joke? Hates bitch you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger
