[quote]It happened during Vietnam. I was with Deej in the front lines. We were both hiding. He pulled out his food. I signaled using sign language "what the fück man?" he stared at me. He ate the food. A soldier came behind him. I didn't know his name but his name tag said Jake. He was covered in red. I took no chances. I fired at him. Now years later Deej shows up at my door step. He says "What the -blam!- man?! We were just shopping at target" (Vietnam Flashbacks) Edit 2 cause I want to continue. Before the man showed up everything was great. I lost a leg trying to stop some crazed Japanese I had to crawl back to safety. When I met Sgt. Deej I was relieved. I heard stories about him. He saved men. A friend of mine was shot. I have cancer. Anyways Deej was good man. We had to leave the Japanese forces were getting too strong. All of the sudden a weird car was on the other side of the field. It ways gray and its doors flew up. A fat man stepped out. Years later I would know that it was the legendary, Kim Jong Un. He was carrying a gun that seemed to fire mini nukes. It was called the fat man. Named after the user. Me and Deej decided that we could sneak up to the fat man. We both found some dead enemies and took their clothes. We then, squinted our eyes and approached Kim. He said "Get to da choppa ma yello ni***s" We entered a chopper that was approaching him. The pilot gave us rifles that were stronger than our current ones. However, Deej blinked and forgot to squint his eyes. At that moment I knew our cover was blown harder than an experienced prostitutes client. I grabbed my rifle and hit the driver of the chopper with it. The bayonet destroyed his face. Suddenly I realized it was a she. It was "Anita Sarkeesian the warrior" she grabbed my wrist and pushed me to the ground and yelled "You dirty -blam!-ing man!!! I don't know anything about gaming but -blam!- it. You dirty man!!!" My exo suits strength was no match for her. I then kicked her in the crotch and twisted her jugs. I pushed her off the chopper and she was no more. Deej took control of the chopper and said "Shia Surprise. Just do it" He took off a mask and it revealed it wasn't Deej it was Shia Labouef. He brought the chopper to the ground right before it crashed he whispered "Aloha Snackbar" I crawled out of the chopper now missing two legs. Suddenly I knew I wasn't alone five soldiers approached me. Four had the last name of "Chang" and one was the real Deej. I said "Deej and the Chans" "No soldier it's the Changs" "Well the names moot" (Part one happens) The war is over. Years later I need some money. I remember the Changs. I say for Chang 4chan (Forgive poor grammar and etc. I typed this pretty fast) 4chan[/quote]