[quote]For all other Tower High posts, you can find them all linked on the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Overview Post[/url].[/quote] [b][u]Shaxx the Sparrow-Bus driver[/u][/b] [b]Shaxx[/b]: You're not dead yet! Pick it up! [i]*Shaxx is doing his daily afternoon route on the Sparrow bus (think school bus, but as a hovercraft).*[/i] [i]*Solis is tied to the back of the bus, running for dear life to keep up.*[/i] [b]Blades[/b] (in the back seat): Hey Shaxx, why are we doing this again? [b]Shaxx[/b]: It builds character! Plus, it's fun for everyone. [i]*Solis is screaming "I don't even take the bus" in the background.*[/i] [i]*Shaxx drowns the sound out with "Highway to Hell" on the radio.*[/i] [b]Violet[/b]: But Shaxx, isn't this against school rules? [b]Shaxx[/b]: Not now, Violet, there's a really big rock ahead! I'm going to try to aim for it! [i]*The Sparrow Bus ramps up over the rock. Solis trips on it and flies through the air.*[/i] [i]*The bus lands. Solis is now being dragged by the bus.*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b]: Hold on, folks, we're getting some minor turbulence. [i]*Shaxx starts swaying the bus left and right, swinging Solis into rocks on the sides.*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b]: Oh my god, there's a dead squirrel ahead! [i]*Shaxx hits the brake. Solis crashes into the back of the bus.*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b]: Wait, nevermind. It's just a piece of lettuce. [i]*Shaxx floors it, with Solis being dragged behind again.*[/i] [i]*Some time later, after returning exactly to where they started, Shaxx stops the bus and steps out.*[/i] [i]*Solis is lying on the ground, limp.*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b] (to Solis): Excellent work, guardian! You did great! [i]*Shaxx gives an encouraging smack on Solis' back*[/i] [i]*Solis doesn't respond*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b]: You really pulled through at the end! [i]*Solis still doesn't reply*[/i] [b]Nightly[/b]: Shaxx, I think you killed him. [b]Shaxx[/b]: Haha! Silly purple hunter. He's just sleeping! [i]*Solis isn't making a sound.*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b]: Wait a minute, I have an idea! [i]*Shaxx kneels down beside Solis.*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b]: Solis, wake up! Hammer of Sol isn't regenerating health anymore! Nightstalkers have become the ruling subclass! [b]Solis[/b] (waking up): NEVERRRRRRRR! [i]*Solis leaps up and tackles Nightly.*[/i] [b]Shaxx[/b]: See, I told you! [b]-------------------------- --------------------------[/b] [b][u]Meanwhile![/u][/b] [i]*Cayde and Zavala are hanging out in the teacher's lounge.*[/i] [b]Cayde[/b]: Hey, Zavala, check out this Valentine's day card I'm going to give to Eris. [i]*[url=http://i.imgur.com/cwVKiWP.jpg]Cayde shows Zavala the card[/url].*[/i] [b]Zavala[/b]: Cayde, it was Thanksgiving yesterday. Valentine's day isn't for a few months. [b]Cayde[/b]: That's why I can give it to her now. She probably doesn't know the difference between Taco Tuesday and Hanukkah. Crazy ass basket case. [b]Zavala[/b]: That's not fair, you know what happened, Cayde. After the ordeal with Crota, she was diagnosed with multiple degrees of trauma. [b]Cayde[/b]: That's ridiculous. I'm surprised she could even come up with a story so mentally challenging. [b]Zavala[/b]: Wait a minute. Cayde. Do you actually think that Eris is [i]retarded[/i]?! [b]Cayde[/b]: Why else would her best friend be a rock? I mean, come on! Dumbass alert!