Whaaaaa I rounded a corner and was headshotted by a shotgun wwwaaaaaaa. Shotguns need to deal no damage and need shoot confetti. They need to be nerfed so hard that when I turn a corner, I can take 20 seconds to aim my sniper, shoot, miss, re aim, and headshot him.
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"I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space."