[b]"Hey, how would you like to try that cool new Tron themed restaurant downtown tonight? They have a couples deal." [/b]
[i]"Yeah that'd be great! 😍 I'll get ready right after I watch Jerry Springer."[/i]
[b]"Wait, never mind. It actually only applies to new couples. I see a 6/10 near the gas station...think I'll take her." [/b]
[i]"God damnit Daniel. 😭"[/i]
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Nice face reveal m8 xD "D a m n, [i]this[/i] is a nice set of sparrows ya got, [u]babe.[/u] Care to [b]transmat[/b] to my room tonight? ;)"
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We all want 10/10, in reality at first they are 7/10 an over time it becomes 3/10.... Life happened.
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I'm at Gamestop in a trenchcoat with pre-printed RAF link-codes and my PSN ID printed below [i]"Bonus friend!"[/i] waiting by the TTK copies. Day 3: Ok, so far nobody has picked up a copy off the shelf yet and i have been asked to leave the store or else they're calling security.
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Your girlfriend watches Jerry Springer and likes Tron-themed restaurants? I think I'd go for the 6/10 regardless.
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3 pounds lean ground beef 5 tbs ground oregano 5 tbs dried parsley, crushed 1 clove garlic, chopped 1 (1 ounce) package onion soup mix 2 cups italian - style bread crumbs 3 (28 ounce) jars spaghetti sauce Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 10x15 inch jelly-roll pan. In a large mixing bowl, combine ground beef, oregano, parsley and garlic. Mix in onion soup mix and seasoned bread crumbs. Mix thoroughly. Using a 1 ounce scoop, scoop and shape the meat mixture into balls. Place in the prepared pan and bake in a preheated oven for 1 hour or until meatballs are browned and cooked through. In a large pot over high heat, bring the spaghetti sauce to a boil and add cooked meatballs. Reduce heat and simmer for 4 hours.
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If only . . .
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Baboons?
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Your girlfriend looks like the typical click bait bot.
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>when u find out pones real name
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Anyone who says lover is a scrub.
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I swear, the only reason I peruse these forums, [i]and haven't left the solar system in my sweet ass Ketch[/i], is to read your posts.
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Remember when Jerry Springer was actually "good"? I loved watching that at like 2am for all the throw-down fights even if it was all staged.
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What's the titan from destiny doing behind those messages ? ;)
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Hawt gril you lucky son of a beech. ಠ_ಠ
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Perfect
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Perfect XD
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She's hot, you're one lucky dude..
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Get in here.
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Are we talking Tron or the Daft Punk music video named "Tron" for some reason?
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Wats a lover
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Always funny
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POON I LOVE YOU NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!
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Her:"Why would you do this to me Daniel?! 😢😭 Him:"Its okay babe I'm doing it for destiny." Her: "What the hell are you talking about?!"