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Edited by SolidusNat:
11/19/2015 3:37:32 PM
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Does anyone else from my school remember penis inspection day?
Does anyone else remember it? I always passed. None of my friends remember it though...
Edit i saw a guy that looked like him on the news.... he was arrested for doing something with moles
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1 ReplyNecro XD
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What's so special about this?
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1 ReplyThis joke hasn't been funny for a while.
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1 ReplyI'm volunteering for that tomorrow.
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2 RepliesI hated it when they used gloves. Free hand was much warmer and more comfortable for everyone.
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7 Replies>be 10 >playing Pokemon on shitter before school >bus comes outside >I still haven't wiped >mom yells I have to go >have horrible poison ivy on crotch >pour a bunch of cream on penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >girl I like sits next to me >asks me if I've ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >she starts whispering in my ear >I start sweating >I look down >the cream is seeping through my jeans, Making me look like I cummed >she notices >I notice >I open my Fannie pack to grab some Kleenexes >my spaghetti falls out all over >I start sweating more >realize I forgot to wipe my ass >whole entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti >bus gets to school >try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >it's penis inspection day >my name is Alan aardvark >I have to go first >nurse demands for me to take off my pants >I rufuse >she wrestles me down, and gets a microscope real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile scream on top of my lungs >she unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out >she pukes on my dick >gets expelled
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Bump for later
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1 ReplyI always got fed a pill first... so no, I dont remember
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bump ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
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2 RepliesI WISH we had Penis Imspection days. [spoiler]'Cause dam grill[/spoiler]
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The single best thing about being the boss is requiring annual penis inspections to ensure the health and vitality of my employees.
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That's gay.
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2 RepliesWait do all highschools do this?
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1 ReplyI remember lining up for penis inspection day. I was pretty confident cause I've got a pretty perfect dick but my buddy Charles was losing it. Turned out he had some condition where the foreskin on his penis was too tight or something so when the inspectors tried to pull it back, it couldnt go past the head. I felt really bad for him, he was crying when they ushered him away and put a big "FAIL" stamp on his penis inspection record.
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You must come from the school of hard cocks
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I just do them myself nowadays
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1 ReplyWtf... was that legal? Because my school definitely doesn't do that.
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3 RepliesAll of these dumbasses asking if that was actually legal or not
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3 RepliesI always hated it, standing in line for a few hours and then finally getting the stupid thing done. I'm just glad I'm done with them now.
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1 ReplyI remember that, one at a time in the headteachers office right?
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That's legal...?
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Their cold hands gave me goose bumps.
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Never did
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