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Edited by Spooky Jarl Maiq: 9/26/2015 6:04:49 PM
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I am Jarl Maiq. Visit town for good time.

[i](sprints towards you, stops suddenly)[/i] ~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~ Welcome to [b]Townsville[/b], where Maiq is Jarl and others are not. All are welcome, but some are not. Maiq invites many to his town, especially those with calipers, and of course, moon sugar. All inquiries will be addressed eventually maybe. Most things will make sense. Many will not. Come as guest, as business, or as fun. Stay at Maiq's comfortable cozy inn, or sprint to our tavern for a pint of some fine skooma. Many tasty treats are also available at our cooking pit, with variety of chef as well. Pets can be acquired at our shelter for quality company and friend. Hang out by bonfire, wail on lute, or play prank for tease. Maiq does not care. But really, he does. It is just part of Jarl. [b]Welcome, floof.[/b] [i](sprints away)[/i] ~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~ [b][u]Town Markers[/b][/u] Jarl house Tavern Inn Brothel Bonfire Cooking Pit Sparring Ring General Merchant Shady Merchant Alchemist Pet Shelter Armory Forge Tailor ~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~---~~ [b][u]Message Board[/b][/u] [i]Saltymcsaltman is town beggar. Visit beggar for additional rumor. Do not take food sack.[/i] [i]MammothMcMuff17 is now High Guard. [/i] [i]Killerfoxe is now Brothel Master[/i] [i]Alexman747 is town Hunter[/i] [i]Talos Stormcrown is smith for forge fire[/i] [i]TheCheesyPeen plays sweet songs in tavern as Bard[/i] [i]The_Salty_Clam has set up Sweet Roll Stand by Jarl house. The finest in Townsville [/i] [i]morejon5 is now Townsville Archivist for store and save [/i] [i]Senpai Lenny is caravan owner and trade[/i] [i]Player Juan is in brothel and ready for make sex [/i] [i]MoDDeD Aces is now joining cooking pit as gourmet[/i] [i]Drakus Darksoul is now town dragon[/i] [i]Lamborghini is now town chauffeur. Waive hand for ride when too far gone to walk warm sands[/i] [i]Thedeathofsonic is now town dank dealer. Visit for good connect[/i] [i]RustlerofJimmies is now town rustler. Rustle many jimmies, make many joke[/i] [i]Blueberry Knight is now sweet sexy homoexotic dancer[/i] [i]SergioTheSlayer is now town Alchemist. Buy, sell, and mixy match many potion[/i]

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