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Edited by Snarkii: 11/1/2015 7:24:28 PM
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The Lives of Three Classes: (Possible Final Intermission) Take 28 {So, the Hunter groped the Titan...}

That's right. [b]The Hunter. Groped. The Titan.[/b] "How did he grope the Titan?" you ask? Well, here's a fun little story for you... ____________________________ The Titan sat at his room desk with his helmet off, reading up on book the Warlock let him borrow, It was a recipe book. No surprise there. "Hunter in the house..." The Hunter said, walking inside of the Titan's room and approaching him. The Titan set the book down and looked at the Hunter, waving. "Oh, hey!" The Titan greeted. "Whatcha' doing?" The Hunter asked, standing next to the Titan now. The Titan looked down at the book, and lifted the book slightly so the Hunter would be able to see the pictures of the food. "Why're you doing that? You plan on cooking anytime soon?" The Hunter inquired, looking at the picture of a ratatouille dish. The Titan shook his head. But while the Titan shook his head, the Hunter was looking at the side of the Titan's head, eyeing the armored radar-antennae things on both sides of his head. "No, I just like looking at the food." The Titan laughed lightly, but then abruptly stopped once he felt something touch both of his antennae. "U-uh..." The Titan tensed up, dropping the book on the desk. Turning his head 'round slowly, the Titan saw that it was the [i]Hunter[/i] violating him! "Wh-what are you doing?" The Titan stammered, still tense. "Just touching..." The Hunter said nonchalantly as he continued to fondle each of the Titan's antennae. "Always wondered what these things did..." ____________________________ "What happened?!" The Warlock asked, looking over the Titan's room window, avoiding the broken shards of glass. "JUST SHADDUP AND HELP ME!" The Hunter shouted, holding onto the edge of the window. [i]Outside[/i]. [b]So, there you have it. Never. Ever. [i]EVER[/i]. Touch the Titan's antennae. Real sensitive area. Oh yeah, and this is possibly my final intermission, because my sibs broke my newly brought console charger. I've basically given up. But, it's about time, am I right?[/b] [quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/168458163 (Take 27) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote] [quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote] [b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock[/b] Awoken, Female Winter [b]Titan[/b] Exo, Male Spring [b]Hunter[/b] Human, Male Summer [B]GUEST GUARDIAN[/B] [b]Rush[/b] Human, Male Or Faaaaaaall... [spoiler]Sorry. Not sorry.[/spoiler] ____________________________ "WE SHOULD'VE BAILED!" The Hunter shouted at Rush, panicking as he and Rush ran from the bubble and it's ever decreasing distance between them. "How was I supposed to know this would happen?!" Rush protested, panting heavily. "Come on! Say I was right! I told you we shouldn't have left the cave!" The Hunter shouted smugly at Rush. "What?! NO." Rush said stubbornly. "Say it!" The Hunter continued to prod at Rush. "NO!" Rush snapped. "SAY IT OR I'LL TRIP YOU!" The Hunter snapped back. That made Rush freak out. "NO, DON'T." He said, flailing his hands. "Okay, you were right! You were right!" Rush admitted. "Are you happy now?!" "Yeah I--" The Hunter's smug attitude was short lived as the now tinted purple bubble overtook him. "GAH!" The Hunter screeched as the bubble consumed him. "Hunter!" Rush shouted, before the bubble took him in as well. "GAAAAAAAAA--" ____________________________ "AAAAAAAAH-- Oh, it wasn't as painful as I thought it would be..." Rush remarked, blinking inside of the bubble. "Where are we anyway?!" The Hunter exclaimed, squished right next to Rush. "Oh hey guys!" The Titan greeted, waving with a free hand as he continued to hold the Warlock. The bubble had stopped since the Guardians were crowded inside. The Hunter looked at the Titan, and the Warlock. Then back at the Titan. Then back at the Warlock. Then finally at the Titan. "What're you guys doing here?!" The Hunter exclaimed once again in surprise. "It's a long story." The Titan said. The Warlock started to stir, regaining consciousness. "Guh..." The Warlock murmured, shaking her head slowly as she sat up slowly. "Oh, hey. You're back!" The Titan said happily, letting go of the Warlock. "Yes. I am, thank you Titan..." She said, looking at the Titan. Then her attention was brought to Rush. "Ah, hello Rush." She greeted. Rush waved his hand in acknowledgement to her greeting. The Warlock looked at the Hunter next. "You went to go with Rush...?" The Warlock asked in slight confusion. "Yeah, yeah. I went to go see Rush..." The Hunter said, crossing his arms. "Ah, that was kind of you Hunter." The Warlock acknowledged, dipping her head once. "But... For what purpose?" She asked curiously. "Just to do something for the Vanguards... Until I got Rush wet, then we retired to a cave for a little bit. Did some stuff, now we're here." The Hunter explained, shrugging. The Warlock was a little speechless for a number of reasons. ____________________________ "So... We're stuck in here..." The Hunter muttered bitterly, still squished up against Rush. "What the heck are we gonna do?!" The Titan's body slumped as he thought for a moment, and abruptly perked up once he thought of an idea. "I know!" "What is it...?" Rush asked, grunting as he tried to make some room between he and the Hunter, with no avail. "We can siiiiiiing~!" The Titan proposed, talking in a sing-songy voice. Everyone else in the bubble groaned. "Please don't--" Rush pleaded. Singing was the [i]last[/i] thing Rush wanted to hear. But the Titan didn't listen. "Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo," the Titan began, "It might seem crazy, what I'm 'bout to say~!" "Can you not?!" The Hunter snapped, trying his hardest not to plunge his knife into something out of frustration. The Titan stopped, sighing. "Party pooper." The Titan said, crossing his arms stubbornly. Until he came up with another song. "Fine, fine. I got another one!" The Titan perked right up again, about to sing once more. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down--" "[b]NO.[/b]" Everybody in the bubble immediately shouted at the Titan, which made him recoil. "Okay, okay! Fine!" The Titan tried to calm them down, slightly put off by the sudden reactions. "I got another one!" He said excitedly. "Titan... Please think about the song before you sing it..." The Warlock groaned, just about to take off her helmet to plug her ears with her fingers. The Titan nodded in acknowledgement. "I know, I know, I thought about it this time!" The Titan said confidently. Giving one final groan, the Warlock nodded, giving the Titan the okay. "Very well then..." She approved, nodding slowly. "Here goes..." The Titan said, taking a deep "breath". "HELLO WORLD, HERE'S A SONG THAT WE'RE SINGIN'. C'MON GET HAPPY~!" [quote]Take 29...SO FINE: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/169677643[/quote]

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    I read the title and contemplated reading this

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  • Edited by Cain: 11/6/2015 1:32:10 AM
    [quote]The Warlock was a little speechless for a number of reasons.[/quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • Touch of titan "Make them feel every hug, every touch of titan they struck on me"

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    • Edited by ThatAmazingIdea: 11/1/2015 11:43:38 PM
      That last song fits so well! Oh and... TILOCK and HUNTUSH FTW

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    • *plugs ears*

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    • [quote]."Just to do something for the Vanguards... Until I got Rush wet, then we retired to a cave for a little bit. Did some stuff, now we're here." The Hunter explained, shrugging.[/quote] No. God, no

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      • Rush/hunter Tilock These are facts Also I will start the next song. I can take you away

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      • I think Rush and Hunter's argument while running form the bubble is a spongebob reference.

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        • Ah, I see my OTP is in order here :3 as promised: [Scene: Just after Take 23’s events] Rush had been feeling a little weird inside ever since he had met the team. Ever since he met Hunter… Something about him just made Rush feel odd inside, like his innards were being twisted. Rush quickly shook his head and snapped out of his train of thought. It was time to focus on the task at hand he thought to himself. Rush looked over at Hunter who was presently holding his ghost out to check on a few reports. Feeling a small bit of awkwardness at the silence Rush muttered out “So are we getting any rewards for this mission?” Hunter, still looking at his ghost, replied “Well of course we are.” He turned around and grinned. “Do you honestly think I would’ve taken it if we weren’t getting any glimmer for it?” Rush gave a small chuckle and said “I figured as much.” Hunter gave out a small laugh before turning his head back to his ghost. Rush smiled a little. But he wasn’t sure why exactly. Those little moments with Hunter. Something about them gave him a little burst of joy inside. Rush thought to himself, Am I falling for Hunter? No, no, no. There’s no way I could be falling for someone so bold and brash and… and… charming… He quickly shook his head again. He needed to clear his mind. “Uhh, hey Hunt, is it cool if I head out for the day?” “Where are you off to in such a hurry?” Hunter let out with a smirk. Needing to quickly think of a lie, Rush said “I was thinking of just hitting a bar. To just relax and stuff.” “Sounds good!” Hunter replied. “Good enough that I’m gonna join you!” Oh great Rush thought to himself. He couldn’t lie now. Looks like he was going on a bro-date. “Drinking is always better with a friend.” Rush said with a fake laugh. He thought to himself, At least I picked a bar. If I get him drunk I could probably just slip out after! [At the Bar] “Nice place isn’t it Rush?” Hunter said raising a glass in the air. “It certainly is.” Rush replied while looking over the menu. There were a lot of drinks. There were a lot of expensive drinks. Noticing a look of mild despair on Rush’s face Hunter said “Ay, don’t worry about drinks. It’s all on me tonight.” Rush blushed a little and let out a weak “Thank you~” There was no way he could pass up free drinks. Hunter chugged the rest of his bev and slammed the glass on the table. “You alright Hunter?” Rush asked nervously. “Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. But I need to talk to you about something.” Oh crap Rush thought. He was probably going to get in trouble for the fact that he never did his chores around the living quarters. He always meant to but he was always tired after missions and would end up just falling asleep. “What is it Hunt?” Rush asked sheepishly. “You remember Venus? When we fought that Nexus mind or whatever?” “Yeah, I remember having to carry you for a good portion of the way there and I remember we…” Rush stopped and turned bright red at remembering the following events. Oh double crap Rush thought. We’re talking about this? “Yeah that. I wanna do it again.” Hunter stated. Rush was baffled by Hunter’s statement. “I think you might be a bit drunk Hunter. Maybe we should call it a night?” Rush said jokingly. “No I’m serious. I’m done with Warlock and Titan. It’s clear they don’t want to be a team anymore. It’s clear they don’t want me around anymore. They barely even mention me anymore…” Hunter trailed off. “Hunt, I’m sure they still care about you and need you they just-“ Hunter interrupted with “NO. I don’t want them anymore either. Rush, I like you. You’re cool. I have something to ask you. I want you to make a fireteam with me. Just you me and our ghosts. No-one else.” “Almost sounds like you wanna get married.” Rush awkwardly laughed out. “We could.” Hunter replied with a stone cold face. “Rush, I like you. I really like you. You understand me in ways that no Warlock or Titan could. Things only we Hunters get. I still remember that first kiss. It was wonderful.” “Hunter, where is this coming from?” Rush wasn’t going to deny these feelings. He had them inside as well. “I guess I’m just tired of being alone Rush.” Rush looked down at a photo of his old fireteam. “I guess we both are Hunt.” He looked up and stared at Hunter. “Just you and me?” “Just you and me Rush.” “Anything goes?” “Anything goes.” Hunter replied “Then let’s do it. Together!” Rush exclaimed. “I’m glad you said yes.” Hunter said with a smile. He knew, this was only a beginning for him and Rush. Not only of their new legends together, but of their life together as well.

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          • [spoiler]"Just to do something for the Vanguards... Until I got Rush wet, then we retired to a cave for a little bit. Did some stuff, now we're here." The Hunter explained, shrugging. The Warlock was a little speechless for a number of reasons.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I get the feeling Lock wants to hit on hunter (in her own way) but is shut down every chance...(can sorta see why tho)[/spoiler]

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          • Can you do a take where the Titans follows the Sunbreaker mercenaries so he can become a Sunbreaker....... Also can you do the subclass quest takes for the Hunter and Lock?

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            • Because I'm happy!

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              • Edited by The Arxfiend: 10/31/2015 4:53:09 PM
                [quote] "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down--"[/quote] And the award goes to Snarkii, for the largest rickroll in history! *hands golden statue over*

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              • Intermission within an intermission... That is a new one [spoiler]no i am not making an intermissionception joke[/spoiler] [spoiler]i guess i just did...[/spoiler]

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              • So happy Snarkii is back

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              • Another one, yay.

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              • [quote]sibs broke my charger[/quote] I know ur feel bro.

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              • [quote]I got Rush wet.[/quote]

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                • Until I got rush wet, then we went back to the cave? What?

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                  • Edited by Spicy: 10/31/2015 2:07:00 AM
                    This is just cringy to read. Sounds like it was written by an 8th grader.

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                    • ur playing a dangerous game, huntlock snarkii remember snarkii i own u SNARKII DO NOT FAIL ME THIS TIME SNARKII

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                    • Finally! It's seemed like 50 years, but it's only been like 10 hours

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                    • awesome

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                    • Yay

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