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7/2/2004 6:15:42 AM
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Spartan 096, byrum, Nedus, etc... speaking of Vaseline...(not dirty)

I was following your banter in the "real name" post. Speaking of Vaseline, one of the funniest April Fool's Day pranks is the ole' Vaseline on the toiler seat. If they sit down too quick... in they go!! And to lever themselves out, they need to get their hands covered in the stuff. Ever tryed to wash that crap off? Takes a while, know what I'm saying? My sister got me with the Vaseline on the doorknob, so I was washing my hands for fifteen minutes. She was in there for 45 minutes after she tryed to relieve herself. Immature, yes, but one of the only times of year it is encouraged.
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  • If I put Vaseline on the floor, will it trip people? That would be funny.

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  • Yes, on a smooth tile floor, that would probably work... You should try that... I'm not suggesting anything though...

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  • what ever you do dont put vaseline in someones hair cause it will last a lot longer than april 1 no matter how much wash it

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  • Vaseline on floor = Lawsuit

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  • lawsuit=broke client, rich lawyer

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  • At my school, for a senior prank, some kids coated all the railings of the school with vaseline before a passing period. When passing period came, hundereds of kids got vaseline on their hands. It was gross, and successful. But if you have a multi-level school (this is for a senior prank by the way), you need a cow. You lead the cow up to the uppermost level and leave it there. Cows will walk up stairs but not down. So then, from that point on, theres a cow in the school leaving big steaming poo piles all over the hallways.

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  • here's a great senior prank I thought of!- razor blades at the bottoms of full drawers. or Scorpions in the air vents, with all the vent covers removed.

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  • Knowing humans, the stoopid beast would probably be tranked or even put down. Only a serious jerk would actually sentence an innocent critter to that for a stoopid prank. I wonder if I could combine the vaseline and super-glue ideas to make it really hard to get off the toilet... Hey! Lubricate your room's doorknob if you have siblings and the "keep out" sign doesn't do. Try adding the oil from habanero peppers, I find that it can irritate fingertips a lot.

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  • Put things that make you numb on toilet seats...such as pain relief for gumbs.

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  • hey glue the doors shut

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  • Senior prank at graduationt this year was that every senior took a penny with them when the shook the principals hand. By the end of the ceremony, he had about $3 in pennies in his pockets. I just cant wait to see what c/o 2005 is going to do for our new principal. (our principal is leaving to go to a new school that was just built. not because of the prank)

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  • best. senior. prank. ever. you gotta go into the bathroom, put lots of vaseline on your hands, and then, wait. Oh, nevermind. That's not a senior prank.

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  • LOL

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frag Master best. senior. prank. ever. you gotta go into the bathroom, put lots of vaseline on your hands, and then, wait. Oh, nevermind. That's not a senior prank.[/quote] btw, don't try that at school. (EEK!)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frag Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frag Master best. senior. prank. ever. you gotta go into the bathroom, put lots of vaseline on your hands, and then, wait. Oh, nevermind. That's not a senior prank.[/quote] btw, don't try that at school. (EEK!)[/quote] yes that may not go over well...ive tried

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Atomisk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frag Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frag Master best. senior. prank. ever. you gotta go into the bathroom, put lots of vaseline on your hands, and then, wait. Oh, nevermind. That's not a senior prank.[/quote] btw, don't try that at school. (EEK!)[/quote] yes that may not go over well...ive tried[/quote] You [i]actually[/i] tried that? Idiot...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] B4dCyborg You [i]actually[/i] tried that? Idiot...[/quote] Never under estimate the posters on Bungie.

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  • also, never over estimate them- they could just be bluffing.

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  • How about- Never assume anything here. That surmises all.

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  • Pretty much the whole point of The Flood is too assume things you know little, or nothing about. Then force those "facts" on new people.

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  • I once had a friend that played Britney Spears over the PA system for a whole day as a senior prank

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  • ...what a sadist...

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  • At my cousins high school some one took the PA mike. and talked on it all day about random things. [Edited on 7/2/2004 10:59:43 AM]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ajentkay How about- Never assume anything here. That surmises all.[/quote] Assume nothing? But that makes you as stupid as...as [i]them![/i]

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  • lol, my counsin used the PA system once for a Halo game commentary

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  • I use the PA system for inapropriate things... he he heeee......... VASELINE RULES!!!!! I use it every night.......to treat my sunburn ouch! what? did you perverts think I was going say something bad? sickos...

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