Post things you would not do at a stoplight. The ones that make me laugh will be listed here with their respective owners!
I'll start us off:
Things NOT to do at a StopLight
-Feed your pet snail
-Eat a sponge
-Flip off the person in the car next to you
-Be naked
-Sh*tpost on the B.net forums
I'll leave the rest to you guys. GO!
-Pelo McSoy-
[quote]Attempt to fall asleep but instead get freaked out while thinking about perspective and alternate dimensions while on codeine.[/quote]
-pksk8r-
[quote]Furiously play a flute to dubstep[/quote]
-Jphn 33-
[quote]After several hours of intense thinking an hard work, this is what I've got.
[quote][i][b]T[/b]he[/i]
[i] [/i]
[i] [/i]
[/quote][/quote]
-RandallTheVandal-
[quote]Chinese Fire Drill[/quote]
-Aulakauss-
[quote]Get out of your car and take a dump on the roof.[/quote]
-Sun Wukong-
[quote]Beat your meat[/quote]
-OddBallWolf-
[quote]Netflix and chill[/quote]
-Vex Goblin-
[quote]Get out and twerk for money[/quote]
-The Rice King-
[quote]Draw a shrektogram on your car and summon glorious shrek to gift you with anal penetration[/quote]
-Harley-
[quote]WITNESS ME!
loud explosion is heard*[/quote]
-Pdawg991-
[quote]Run the granny over for extra points[/quote]
Edit 1: 8 replies omg I'm so famous
Edit 2: Lots of good ones! Keep 'em coming!
Edit 3: Woah... Woke up and I had 40 replies.
Edit 4: I think we have enough dick related things to not do at a stoplight
Edit 5: Hey look, trending! And nearly 100 replies to boot as well!
-
Take a nap.