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Edited by IAmJoshman: 10/10/2015 5:53:47 PM
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Post things only Year 1 players will understand

[i]^Getting a Gjallarhorn from nightfall^[/i] Do as the title says, only us day 1 players will remember these. [i]Greatest Year 1 Qoutations:[/i] Xur Aot9: [quote][spoiler]roses are black [/spoiler] [spoiler]violets are black [/spoiler] [spoiler]everything's black [/spoiler] [spoiler]I need a cleanse [/spoiler][/quote] Cipher 064 [quote]Mega List of Yer One Shenanigans (Hold on to yer butt, this is gonna be one long-ass list) Main Game: 1) >be me >be playing crucible >screen turns red (or green after a patch) after getting shot twice >hide >die >lol wut weapon is dat >thorn 2) "F**king Mythoclast 3-shotted me again!" 3) "Whether we wanted it or not-" *player has departed* 4) That one cave in Skywatch. 5) "Roses are red, your item is blue, that engram was purple, sucks to be you" - Cryptarch 6) Bosses lost their balance near cliff edges. 7) "A CELL FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS, THE ARCHON PRIEST IS STILL INSIDE." 8) "WE'VE WOKEN THE HIIIIIVE!" 9) "IT'S IN THE WAAAAAALLS!" 10) (Beta) Sepiks Prime and Devil Walker were bullet sponge gods. 11) You got Gjallarhorn = you were a god of destruction 12) You had to go back to the Tower because you forgot your gun. 13) You had to go back to the Tower to turn in your bounties. 14) You could only carry 5 bounties at a time. 15) "I need <insert material here>, so I've gotta go farm for it in Patrol." 16) Randal. (He still drops by every once in a while, though) 17) You can choose who Atheon teleports. 18) People wanted to push Templar and Atheon off the cliff. 19) "Don't open Spirit Bloom chest, it reduces your chances of an Exotic." 20) >go patrol Venus >go Waking Ruins >see people opening vault >help them out >get invited to their fireteam 21) Oh, you hit level 29? Now stay there. 22) "We want Auto Rifle nerf!" 23) "We want Mythoclast nerf!" 24) Peter Dinklage. We prefer to call him Dinklebot. 25) Cannot skip cutscenes. 26) "What the heck is a Monte Carlo?" - Xbox Players (I'm one of them :P) 27) Nightfall sent you back to orbit if you fail. 28) Weekly Heroic was not matchmaking. Dark Below: 29) "Omnigul was the last of Crota's generals..." and you have to hear it 2000 times. 30) "Six of us went down into the pit..." 31) "I got Murmur! Ooooh, it's got TWO elements!" 32) Crota's End cheesed to oblivion. 33) "Disconnect your ethernet cable... now!" 34) Fly across the bridge with the sword. 35) Necrochasm sucks. 36) Hard mode level 33, max level you can go: 32. Enemies always one level higher than you = bullshit hard. 37) Took more than one sword to kill Crota. 38) All the Major knights on Hard mode were annoying af. 39) Dying when falling down into the Hellmouth in the raid = hilarity. 40) Sword pick up music in raid = most epic thing in history. 41) Swordbearer moved to cover? It's a wipe. 42) Seraphim Vault. 43) Rasputin's habit of playing music while you fight. 44) Ghost was mute. 45) Remember when you were forever 29? Now, everyone can be level 32 in like two weeks! 46) Crota's End < Vault of Glass 47) Christmas Noobs arrive. Let the trolling begin. 48) Playing Crucible during Christmas Noob period to boost K/D. (I know I did) 49) Complaining that Dark Below was only like six missions, a strike (2 if on PlayStation) and a raid. 50) The Blades of Crota and the Husk of the Pit. 51) House of Wolves trailer showed up. All aboard the hype train. House of Wolves: 52) Vestian Outpost. 53) Vestian Dynasty. 54) "The Wolves are Prowling" and the Scorch Cannon. 55) Patrol was really fun because of prowling Wolves. 56) Rushing back and forth between areas to open the chest more than once. 57) Treasure Keys. 58) SO MANY SPECIAL SYNTHESIS! 59) "Dismantle mines, yes? Or you die." 60) The grind for Etheric Light, Weapon Cores and Armour Cores. 61) Gjallarhorn-ing Skolas to death in fifteen seconds. 62) Skolas Arc Burn = bullshit. 63) Pilot Servitor on level 35 PoE was a bullet sponge god. 64) Important target on level 35 PoE was a bullet sponge god. 65) Enemies are one level higher than you again on the hardest endgame content. 66) Trials of Osiris chock full of lagswitchers. 67) Everybody loves the Lighthouse. 68) Hopscotch motherf**king Pilgrim. 69) Auto Rifles suck. 70) Trials of Thorn, Last Word and Last Round Efrideet Spear 71) Abusing Last Round on Efrideet Spear. 72) Spamming Praedyth's Revenge. 73) "You are the last Guardian in the fight!" 74) Dashboarding to avoid fighting players who are too good. 75) Getting banned for dashboarding. 76) Spamming report on Lagswitchers. 77) Vestian Dynasty > Dreg's Promise... 78) Queenbreaker's Bow is good in PvP 79) Lord of Wolves = spamming shotgun god. 80) Felwinter always lies. 81) Matador always charges. 82) Shotgun buff in PvE. Now nobody wants to use Fusin Rifles and Snipers. 83) Fusion Rifle nerf. Mythoclast sucks more. General Year One Destiny Shenanigans: 84) Shotgun with a sniper range + Blink + Full agility Bladedancer = win 85) More than three Vanguard Playlists. 86) Light Level and Level are the same thing. 87) All aboard the hype train for The Taken King. 88) Stranger's Rifle was a Rare. 89) No quests. 90) Cannot track bounties. 91) Earn 9000 XP without dying bounty cannot be completed by turning in other bounties. 92) Xur accepted Motes of Light as payment for engrams. 93) Xur sold Icebreaker and everyone went nuts. 94) Xur sold Gjallarhorn and everyone went nuts. 96) Plan C was everyone's Plan A. 97) Universal Remote was too universal. 98) No Land Beyond montages. 99) Queen's Wrath armour and weapons can be sharded for materials until Bungie nerfed it. 100) Cannot keep helmet on in Tower. 101) Cannot choose which weapon to display on your back in Tower. 102) Inventory screen is grey. 103) Grimoire Score is shown on your emblem instead of having to inspect the player/hover cursor over emblem. 104) Cannot preview shaders. 105) Cannot preview emblems. 106) Black Hammer = Infinite ammo machine/stun-lock device. 107) Hunger of Crota = Poor man's Gjallarhorn. 108) "NEED LEVEL 30/32/34 (depending on DLC) MUST HAVE GJALLARHORN." 109) "<insert game> will kill Destiny." 110) "Throw money at the screen." - Luke Smith 111) SmoggyPluto. 112) Longface. 113) Sc_slayerage soloing Crota Hard Mode. 114) Anything one/two/three levels higher than you = Bullet sponge. 115) Engrams didn't drop from bosses. 116) No strike-specific loot. 117) Fatebringer = god of all PvE.[/quote] Arc Flayer [quote]When trials lfg posts were TRIALS LFG MUST BE LIGHT LEVEL 41 MUST HAVE 390 THORN GJALLAHORN AND FINAL ROUND SNIPER EQUIPPED [u]AT ONCE[/u] MUST HAVE 360 NOSCOPE DEEJ WITH NLB MUST HAVE BEAT TRIPLEWRECK AT 1v1 WITH LEVEL 1 GUARDIAN AND KHVOSTOV MUST HAVE GONE FLAWLESS EVERY DAY OF WEEK MUST HAVE 24.0 KD, IM NOT CARRYING[/quote] [b][i]EDIT 1:[/i][/b] A lot of nostalgia happening right here guys, keep the memories flowing [b][i]EDIT 2: [/i][/b] DEAR MOTHER OF GOD SO MANY REPLIES IN UNDER A DAY

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  • Edited by Skywalker: 10/8/2015 8:08:42 PM
    Then: [quote]what's up everyone? Does every know how to do the raid? [u]yes we do[/u] Awesome let's go have some fun![/quote] Be this guy. Now: [quote]does everyone know how to do kings fall? [u]yes we do[/u] Oh nice, well I'm still gonna explain each part so everyone knows I'm cool. I have touch of malice. I have beaten this 6 times now. Here let me show you the exotic chest Calicified fragment right there I'll be gaze runner I've done it 500 times Oh you got "insert raid reward"? Dps I got "insert raid reward" from my first time. This part is easy Dps the war priest Where's your black spindle? Cool Nice I'll run gaze I'll run gaze so easy Shoot oryx Cmon guise dps I've already done the raid 4 times this week. I don't even need it. I'm just helping. I carried my team through this. I'm torn between dimensions. Nice I'm so good at jumping. I've done this 400 times Dps oryx Is anyone even dpsing? I must be doing so much dps Snipers up in 5 Dps the snipers Snipers [/quote] Don't be this guy.

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