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Skidding 5 feet on linoleum anybody?
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Louie Zamperlini
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PVP in Destiny when trying to get sword kills for the exotic sword quest
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Edited by vonix200: 10/8/2015 3:33:00 AMSome trapper before the revolution ran into bear. He couldn't reach his gun fist fought it. Eventually he killed it with his musket. His group pronounced him dead cut the skin of the bear and put it on him. He's awoke and starting crawling along a river through Indian territory to a village that was far away. On the way he put his wounds on tree bark and had maggots eat away the infections. Finally he reached the village and lived
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Emotional Pain > Physical Pain [spoiler]I've been told that I'm a pretty resilient person, but also sensitive.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Zebra: 10/10/2015 5:10:43 AM1. Target worst enemy 2. Use cheese grinder on them 3. Slowly rip out hair 4. Use water gun to spray them with lemon juice 5. Burn off________(pick a body part) 6. Chop'em up. 7. Add more lemon juice And yes i am sane. Its just that i like to think in my spare time. Not all thoughts are good... Edit: not really to add anything but one time my friend came over and slept on a vast pile of Legos just to say he did it. It took guts.
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Stepping on a Lego made me to get something off a chest. I got a box of legos on Christmas once, accidentaly step on them.
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Fire ant bite on your ballsack... never again will I put on pants that I wore outside after leaving them on the floor... cri
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Being skinned live Fed through a wood chipper feet first Anything from BME Pain Olympics (Google at your own risk) Buried alive and your nose itches Golf ball sized kidney stones Paper cuts Slowly ran over by a steam roller Having an acme brand safe fall on your head Dysentery Slowly freezing to death Blue balls Having to watch Frozen every day of your life with your niece Death by snu-snu Getting your testes tangled up The ending of the first Pokemon movie
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Listening to my girlfriend bitch about me playing too long.
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Stubbing your big toe on something and it breaks off most of the nail
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Edited by Saviks: 10/10/2015 1:28:14 AMFighting dora
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I think there is a plant some where that if touched or digested will make the person want to commit suicide because of the pain it causes.
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Edited by ResonantParoxysm: 10/9/2015 11:22:43 PMGetting 1 and 2 degree burns from the sun (I fell asleep...oops) and then a week later after it has died down a bit, scrubbing your skin off in the shower because you think that the worst is over. [spoiler]My world was on fire and prescription pain meds came to the rescue.[/spoiler] Or Being shot in the tip of your penis at close range with a CO2 airsoft pistol.
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Paper cut on the serving of your foot or hand [spoiler]or on the side of your mouth[/spoiler]
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Umm... Sorry is this offends anyone, but-- Being slowly skinned skinned alive, only your thin top layer of skin being cut off. Rubbing alcohol being applied onto the exposed layer of sensitive skin. Then you're dragged along a field of sandpaper and glass while being pulled by a truck going approximately 60 MPH, and then you're dragged along the asphalt at even higher speeds. Then you're burned on a stake. And then dropped into a bowl of Khorne Flakes.
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Getting soap up your dick.
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Going to #OffTopic.
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Bullet ant
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Lego is hell
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Getting hit in the balls is around 30-40 times what a human being can endure pain wise. For reference on the scale of pain most pain a human can endure is a 40 child birth is a 54 and getting kicked in the balls is a 3000
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[spoiler]heartbreak[/spoiler]
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1.Place toothpick underneath big toe 2. Violently kick wall
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Loneliness
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Depression....
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Stubbing a toe