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10/4/2015 1:01:18 PM
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The Epic of the Broom Sweeping Robot

“Incident log 1037A – Unit ID - BSR107, Class B Maintenance Droid, call-name “Caesar” Droid recording data: AI memory bank access key 449-36R Neural core activated during maintenance requisition Alpha-C36; duty set to hangar access corridor sector 2, spill removal. Function: /spillremoval. AI Neural Core Access: date of incident -7:15 am- Report: No activity -12:05 pm- Report: Beverage spill detected Assume function /spillremoval “Greetings Cryptarch Rahool; Spilled your coffee again I see. I will remove the spill.” [Resolved] Spill successfully removed. -1:37 pm- Report Oil spill detected Assume function /recycle “Greetings Shipwright Holliday; oil spill detected, use caution.” [Resolved] Spill successfully removed. -4:39 pm- Report Fire detected Sector 2 Hangar Access – Assume function /…… OVERRIDE Assume function /defense Weapon check- Comple…. I hear a voice. “Wake up, Caesar!” The static is overwhelming, but I can hear it. “Caesar! Hive tomb ships have broken through! We need you to...(static)…silence. “I am without function.” Fire bursts forth from the hangar. Screams echo louder than the alarm blaring in the corridor. “I am without function.” A bolt of Void energy blasts the wall behind me, Acolytes pour out from the ceiling. “I am without functi…” A Ghost screams into the room “Caesar! Wake up!” Light filters into my circuits. I can feel the surge rewriting my code… I…can feel. “Pick up that rifle Caesar, we’ve got work to do.” This Ghost must have mistaken me for an Exo; did he just make me a guardian? “I didn’t mistake anything” it said “I was created to activate your neural core if the City was in danger of being lost. And it looks like today’s the day guardian.” There was no time to question; I took the rifle off the wall and ran into the breach. Wave after wave of thralls bashed against the wall of guardians I now fought alongside. Wizards hurled static and darkness into our midst. Screams and gunfire rang out, and the wall was weakening. An explosion ripped through the hangar. “Something’s coming” the Ghost said. “Ogre!” it shouted “Get to cover!” I had barely made it behind a stack of crates before energy started bursting all around me. An Ogre had spotted me, and unleashed a flurry of void bolts that tore the air, and set the vanguard’s banners ablaze. I fired magazines, one after the other into the beast to little effect. This rifle wasn’t suited for piercing the thick hide of this monstrosity. “Look! Over there” the Ghost shouted, motioning toward the glinting stock of a weapon partially covered by a hunter’s bloodstained cloak. “That might get its attention” I said, as I loaded a canister into the barrel. Covered with golden inlays and gleaming adornments I almost stopped to admire the craftsmanship. An inscription hewn into the side read “GJALLARHORN.” A golden wolf’s gaze from the barrel would be the first to see the devastation after I pulled the trigger. The Ogre disintegrated into fire and ash, raining down on what remained of the enemy. We had won the day, but at great cost. The final wave began to retreat through portals torn into the fabric of space and time. I heard a final shot from retreating force and a crash behind me. My ghost had been hit. I could almost see the light drain out of it. kneeling down at its side I began to feel the numbness again. The light was leaving. Before I could speak a word it was gone. And I was soon to follow… Online Resume function /spillremoval -5:14 pm- Report Blood spill detected Assume function /spillremoval [Resolution Pending] Thanks for reading! I am the author of this content, and I am in no way affiliated with Bungie or Activision. Although, if the wanted to put this in the game I wouldn't mind lol.
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