You are a tryhard. On the great LFG sites you required the random drop of the Gjallarhorn. You Thorned everyone in Trials of Osiris to their DoT death. Your blink-shotgun "skills" made the Crucible a place of frustration and rage. Your sweatiness salted the fields of the forums by Day One. You have been Taken. No longer will you whine in the comments about Sunbreaker needing a nerf. Bladedancing is a practice of the past. Put down your Grenades and Horseshoes and Felwinter's Lie. You do not need those now. Release your will to use all the OP weapons, you must have skill. There is a knife for you. It is shaped like [nerf everything]. Take up the knife. There is no meta. Take your new shape.