When you fall asleep and forget to text your girlfriend goodnight. Then realize you don't have a girlfriend ;_;
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When skeletons keep coming out of your closet to spook you and take your skin and they do it every night
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When you realize that you'll never get laid.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150750653/0/0
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JOHN CENA
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When I ... [spoiler]Bring a blanket instead of a towel to the beach );[/spoiler]
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http://i.imgur.com/G9WXMNq.jpg
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Edited by Slimbingi: 9/4/2015 2:34:33 PMEddsworld
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Dying alone
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I finally went on a date with a lady My friends said that she's imaginary, but jokes on them, because they are too
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[spoiler]the friend zone [/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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[spoiler]#Density[/spoiler]
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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[spoiler]My life.[/spoiler]
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Reply for later please
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No image but GIANT DOWNLOADS/INSTALLATIONS Especially like mmos (I heard WoW can take up to two or three days, but maybe it's improved since then) Guess I'll go read a book or something, while I wait five hours
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And you don't know the title. Or the artist.
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Stupid ass refugees who can't fight so they run and try to get into my country. [spoiler]grabs popcorn[/spoiler]
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Here's one: [spoiler]My social life.[/spoiler]
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When I come home, get undressed put on some home clothes, then my dad sends me too the store
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Edited by Urban Shade: 9/3/2015 9:58:58 PMWhen your friends got the day off tomorrow and they're planning to have fun while you don't have that day off like them ;-;
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Celestial Spirit
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When people make Star Wars references, but you don't understand cuz you've never seen the movies :(
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When I eat a black jelly bean thinking it's going to be some mysterious new flavor. I do this every year.
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Mace windu dying
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Thinking i have a mom [spoiler]when she is gone[/spoiler]