[b][i]PONETHEPOON[/i][/b] [i]presents:[/i]
[b][u]Real Scrubs of Genius[/u][/b]
[b]Today we support [i]you,[/i] Mr. Guy That Can't Wait At The Heavy. [/b]
[i](Mr. Guy that Can't Wait At The He-a-vyyy!)[/i]
[b][i]With your uncanny sense of when an enemy will skip past our radar, you save the day by [u]not[/u] waiting the extra five seconds for your team to group up.[/i][/b]
[i](Gimme that heavy now!)[/i]
[b][i]That's right! You may see four of us 30 feet out, with Golden Gun support, but because of your fearlessness to fight alone, we can rest easy. [/i][/b]
[i](It's okay, I've got Tripod!)[/i]
[b][i]Brave, stupid, or pure genius, there's always a silver lining to be found when you accidentally shoot the wall[/i][/b]
[i](Guardian dow-ow-own!)[/i]
[b][i]So crack yourself open a nice cold [u]Bud Light,[/u] because without you, we might not have that new shiny medallion.[/i][/b]
[i](Mr. Guy That Can't Wait At The He-a-vyyy!)[/i]
[spoiler]Thank you for reading my posts. [/spoiler]
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