Bungie: "you three Jeff the Cabal, The Forklift and No Land Beyond have been hired to re write the destiny story! Good luck!" *after many months of working on a beautiful story for destiny, for all 10 years with a beginning middle and end.. After countess hours of work, thoughts, debating, we finally created the best story for a video game known to man kind* Jeff: "bungie!! We did it! We have re wrote destiny's story! We have finally done it!" Forklift: "yea! We even added forklifts into the game! This will be the best story written by man kind!" No land beyond: "we have a 10 year story plan. No need for any DLCs. This story will bring in even more customers, so there won't be any need of DLC!" *bungie reads through story* Bungie: "this is great! This is the best story we have read about anything! Great job! Let's go bring this to activison and publish it!" *brings to activision and they read it* Activision: "great story guys. This is the best thing ever. We will head into our office to do some final revision. Great work" *activison goes into their office and locks the door suspiciously..* Jeff: "wait a second..hold on. Sit here, I'll be right back" *jeff puts his ear near the door and listens* Activison: "alright guys. This is the greatest story ever. Let's cut out all of the endings so that consumers will be interested in the story, so they will pay more for destiny in DLCs!" Jeff: "OH NO YOU DONT!! FORKLIFT! WE NEED YOU HERE!!" *forklift Rams into the door and break it open* *NLB goes in and shoots down the office* *jeff violently jumps up on top of the desk, run to the end of the table, grabs the story cutting scissors and snaps it in half. Jeff holds the activison manager up to the wall* Jeff: "don't you dare..don't you even THINK about touching any story with your filthy hands...EVVEERR!!! Again..." *drops manager to the floor* Jeff: "forklift! Go for it.." *forklift runs the manager into the wall* *jeff, NLB and forklift lives happily ever after after they published the game themselves and turn destiny into the best game in all of time.* [b]We all where in a group chat talking about what would happen if all three of us came together and made a destiny story. I then came up with this on the top of my head and thought it was hilarious. *cough cough this is another reason why you should hire us bungie cough cough for making up a story like this on the spot cough*[/b]