[b][i]PONETHEPOON[/i][/b] [i]presents:[/i]
[b][u]Real Scrubs of Genius[/u][/b]
[b]Today we support [i]you,[/i] Mr. Guy That Can't Wait At The Heavy. [/b]
[i](Mr. Guy that Can't Wait At The He-a-vyyy!)[/i]
[b][i]With your uncanny sense of when an enemy will skip past our radar, you save the day by [u]not[/u] waiting the extra five seconds for your team to group up.[/i][/b]
[i](Gimme that heavy now!)[/i]
[b][i]That's right! You may see four of us 30 feet out, with Golden Gun support, but because of your fearlessness to fight alone, we can rest easy. [/i][/b]
[i](It's okay, I've got Tripod!)[/i]
[b][i]Brave, stupid, or pure genius, there's always a silver lining to be found when you accidentally shoot the wall[/i][/b]
[i](Guardian dow-ow-own!)[/i]
[b][i]So crack yourself open a nice cold [u]Bud Light,[/u] because without you, we might not have that new shiny medallion.[/i][/b]
[i](Mr. Guy That Can't Wait At The He-a-vyyy!)[/i]
[spoiler]Thank you for reading my posts. [/spoiler]
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I'm confused. I sense this is a parody, but I can't figure out what it is a parody of. #TitanMasterRace
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Don't be mad bro. If you can't find your way, to 1 of the 2 heavy ammo areas, when you know where they are, and you have Bill stating quite clearly "Heavy ammo inbound" that's your own fault. Why should a player who is all alone by the HA have to wait? If he/she made the effort to reach it in time, then good for him/her. Don't be such a whining scrub, and git faster, git more time co-ordinated. And lastly, because you're whining... Shut Up Meg
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Like how u did this. Didnt catch on till the end but good shit man
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Needs to be made into a video! #MOTW!
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Best topic of the day so far can't count how many times this happand in the Iron Banner last week it's easy to tell noobs from Vets in Iron Banner when all your gear counts.
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I swear it has become worse than ever. I can be 2 seconds away, sprinting all out, and they won't wait. I blame fear of prox det rockets streaking in from nowhere.....
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You look beautiful today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Bud lite is gross.
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That's 90% of people in crucible
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Screw that guy. The only excuse is if you see a red column filled.
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This is good
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This was great. Well done.
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Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster
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Reminds me of football season
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More please.
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Oh man I miss those commercials! This was awesome. You have to do " no idea how to sword bear" or "ignore the confluxes guys"
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Oh man I miss those commercials! This was awesome. You have to do " no idea how to sword bear" or "ignore the confluxes guys"
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this guy is my favorite
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If I was drinking milk, it would have come out of my nose! Can we get one for those brave guardians who won't touch relic?
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You have to do one on "Fist Of Panic" and blink sliding shotgunners.
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every time I see a post from you im like "dis gone be gud"
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Get in here.
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Absolutely glorious!!! I'm singing it in my head the rest of the day!!!!