So I was on an app, and I came across a brony who gave his kik out, so naturally, the rustler came to attention. Here's the conversation. Enjoy.
http://imgur.com/a/VKfPL
Edit: sorry that it's bad guise. This is my first time doing this. I'll work on it. No need to tell me it's shit anymore. I know that. I'll work on it.
Edit:here is my second rustling.
http://imgur.com/a/R15iK
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Beautiful...
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Well done!
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VOTE ME #1
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*snores*
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Username is relevant.
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Your rustlin's weak boy, I could rustle a jimmy twice as fast and hold it for three times as long. You ain't got the patience to be a rustler, you got to work it slowly; gently. Think of it as an old hooker, you can't [i]f[/i]uck her too fast or too hard. You gotta go about it with tender lovin' care. Get to know her, caress her in your arms. Make her believe you actually like them leather bags hangin' from her chest. Ya know, lie a little. If you follow my teachins' you might make a decent lil' half ass rustler one day.
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The foot one was funny.
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This beats out the other one by a mile.
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Should be a turtle oc like rainbow dash's pet hes the attack helicopter guy there his name is Tank =p
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Nice lol
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The second was hilarious
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Forrest bump
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"I only did this for you" I died.
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Y u do dis
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What's ur ifunny lol mine is opening_i_funny check me out bro
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topkek all the way
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Applause
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He didn't bite at all Starting to doubt your supposed skills
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Look at that brony's profile picture, engra would be proud *Shudders*
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On Ifunny, may I recommend Xefra? Loads of shit going down on him right now. A furry that is also a mod, called Banmagician. You could try rustling him.
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You just made my day.
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Bravo op
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You could've kept going with it for a long time until he realized it was a troll, asking him the same questions paraphrased multiple times..