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Edited by georgiafan87: 8/29/2015 2:07:59 AM
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Secret Origin of Crota - New Grimoire Found!!!

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a Moon Hive Lair In the Dreadnaught born and raised On the Hanging Crypts was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out Killin' Thrillin' all cool And all shootin' some Cursed Thrall outside of the cesspools When some guardians who were up to no good Started making trouble in my moon hive neighborhood I requested one little fight and my dad just glared He said 'You're killin' all those guardians in the Moon Hive Lair' I whistled for a tombship and when it came near The license plate said oryx and it had death in the air If anything I could say that this ship was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to the Moon Hive Lair' I pulled up to the moon about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the wizard 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of the Moon Hive Lair [b]Edit: Wow, guys seriously! I went to bed, woke up, and I see this post has 48 comments, 85 likes, and on the Trending Page!? Thank you to each of you, for the kind words and enjoying a silly little post I made. I apologize that I can't respond to everyone, but I'm glad I could make a few people laugh :) [/b]
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