-Meanwhile, The dreadnought... "He left?" asked Oryx. "He got summoned." One of the wizard answered. "Find him. I will lock up his soul after-" "Goddamn father. I got summoned. I wasn't want to get out of dreadnought." said Crota. "Well, i've never had a guardians as my son." "He is dead." "Well, then why are you still using armor of guardian? That just disgraceful." "Because i don't like exposing my face." "Strip it off before i lock you up." "Okay okay." Crota put off his armor. "Now you look like my son." "So, are we going to earth directly?" "Of course. I already ordered hive to attack the tower. Or whatever that place called." "Anyway, why do you even bother to revenge me? I'm alive!" "So, does that mean guardians didn't killed you?" "Quite frankly, i killed myself. I mean when i was titan." "You what? So you made a deal with an enemy, and that enemy was the one who killed you?" "Yeah bu-" "Shut up! I've changed my mind. You! Change the direction. We will going to hive pantheon." "Damn. Father please. Seriously not that thing." "Shut up crota. Do you remember what you said when you went to the moon?" "Yeah. I said i will do my own. If i screw it up, i will do whatever you want. Wait.." "Yeah. You are going to do [i]that.[/i] i won't help you at this time." "Goddamn. Nope. I won't father. I will sink dreadnought to saturn." Then crota concentrated light and darkness. Dreadnought started to shaking, and orbiting saturn. "Hmm. My son, i am really proud of you and your power. But, still you didn't think of flanks." Oryx's knight approached to crota in behind and struck him. Crota fell into unconsciousness. "Activate IDD. Let's hope there's a little nephews of him." Then dreadnought dissappeared. Dreadnought appeared at different dimension. Crota woke up and nearly screamed. "Ah. No. I won't take care any of my nephews. Seriously. I will not even if i have to mess up here." But his power was sealed with darkness. "Damn. Now i have no way to avoid this living hell." Crota inhaled, and opened the door. His cousins were there. "So, we are going to meeting with your father. And, as you can see our children are fragile and weak. We need you to take care of them." One of them said. "Okay. Yeah whatever get out of my eyesight as fast as you can." Then crota sit down in his throne. His cousins left the room and there was 7 of their children. "Alright. I don't give a shit about anything you want to do, so please don't try to wake me." Then he closed his eyes. But, something interfered. "Not even let me sleep. What a wonderful parenting." Then, one of them just scrambled his book shelfs. "Hey! Get back! Stop messing up my books!" Thankfully, that one then started to play something different. "Hey crota! Show me a magic!" "I'm tired. Ah, wait a moment. I still have bit of a light? Cool." Then crota dissappeared into thin air. He was gone. "Sorry oryx. But i said you i can't do that." He murmured and went to the tower. Then he saw few dozens of ship of hive appeared constantly. "Need help? They are my spawn. Can you give me few amount of light?" asked Crota. "Here. Are you still a titan or not?" Traveler said. "He is dead. Ah, nice." Then crota used hive language and then, all of the ship went back to the hive pantheon. "Thank you. I was little bit tired." "Yeah. If you use light above that amount, darkness will surely come and screw you up. Anyway, taking care of my nephew is bullshit." "Haha. What happened?" "One of them scrambled my stupid book shelfs, and the others are worse. Why the hell my nephew want to screw up my mind?" "Sounds like a tedious work. How did you get out of there?" "Your blessing still remain in this body. So, i used them to teleport here. Where's kaine?" "In his house." Then crota walked to kaine's house. He was sleeping on the bed. "Ghost? Are you there?" asked Crota. "Of course idiot. And, god you just look like a eris." "It's not little light. Well, i will change my appearance then." His face became what his ghost most frequently seen. Kaine woke up and he felt someone. He grabbed that guy and made him fell to his knees. "Hey wait wait! Kaine it's me!" shouted Crota. "Oh hey. I thought you was going to kill me. Or something." "Hell no mate. Except for murder-fest there's no way in hell i could kill you. You killed me few dozen times. And, also you are the one who permanently killed me." "What do you mean? You are alive." "As a crota. Not a titan. Remember when you stabbed me with the sword? And i went to the dreadnought. Because of the sword, you damaged my organ and my mind as a titan. And, it started to infused with my mind as a crota." "Wait, what?" "He is right kaine. He died several minutes later after you struck him." Kaine's ghost said. Then crota's eye started to shine, and his voice was completely different. "Ah, crap. Stupid oryx, and i have nephews that i didn't had. Kaine this is stupid." "Wait, what the hell happened? You said i killed you." "Of course you jackass. But thankfully crota did some dark magic to split my mind from his mind." "Welcome back mister asshole." "It's good to have a friend i guess." "Anyway, you got any good news?" "My father just decided to punish me for made a deal with myself, and that was me, and i was the one who killed me so there's no more attacks." "Hell. Is this something like a time travel thing? You know a girl is an entire family tree thing." "Blame me for using necrochasm." "Can you do me a favor?" "Sur- goddamn it kaine! Yo-" "Welcome my friend. I am really happy to see you again." "Good to hear. Goddamn it kaine if you do this again i will paste your brain on the wall. God this shit is still hurt." "I didn't even kicked that hard. Suck it up." "Bullshit. I'm not wearing my armor. Whatever. I'd better use shielding. God, shut up eris! Stop screaming!" "Anyway, what are you going to do?" "Shut her mouth up. You know, it just stupidly loud." Then titan and kaine went to the eris. "Guardia- " "Hey eris. I know i did killed your fireteam and stuffs, and made you forcefully betray the light, but can you please stop with that scream?" Titan asked. "What do you mean guardian?" Titan's body started to change and his size increased immensely. "Crota! How did you!" "Shit. I'm sorry that i killed your fireteam, and other thousands of guardians but seriously stop with that curse and scream. It makes me unable to rest." Titan said. And his body started to change again, decreased size and looked like a human. Eris didn't even answered and surprised. "She just out of mind. Well, it's a common when you thought you killed someone, and he just resurrected with no obvious explanation." "Haha. You got really big." "Ah, i guess i need to let my minions in the hellmouth find dead guardians body. So i can effectively shut her up." "Better be sooner then." Then they saw the vanguard mentor cayde-6 try to figure out what just happened. "Hey titan. Did you see that?" asked Cayde. "Well, cayde. I did that." Titan answered. "Wait, what?" "I am the crota. Son of oryx. And i did that because eris haven't stopped to screaming at my mind." "It is true? Then we taught son of oryx?" "Hard to explain. I actually became crota few days ago. Nothing special i guess. I'm still titan." "Well, i guess i need to report this. Zavala will be pissed off." "Hope so." Then cayde went to the hall of guardians. "Nice. Now everyone who saw you just become a giant hive will be scared of you." "Haha. They will. I am a light-eating invincible monster." "And yet you got kicked in the groin. Haha." "Shut up. That was unexpected." Then titan shouted. "What? Exploded? Really? Okay okay i will make it again. Yeah yeah." "What happened?" "My own dimension just exploded because of my nephews were bored. Just good." "Cheer up man. Uh, i guess you need to go then?" "Yeah. See you later." -To be continued...