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Edited by Aston:
8/29/2015 11:53:50 AM
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I hate smoggypluto
Title says it all, see loads on the forums about him just cos of an rng drop.
It's just stupid.
Edit: you will all be pleased to know smoggypluto has accepted my challenge
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Hail Smoggy
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1 ReplyChuck Norris wear smoggypluto pj's
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24 RepliesNaive fool. Everyone knows the true legend of SmoggyPluto. He got a gjally, but it wasn't from crucible. He earned it by defeating Xylar, the hardest boss ever.
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Jealous a little?
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You hate him because you're afraid of him or You're just jealous
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HERETIC!!!!!!!!
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I don't get it
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2 RepliesYou hate him cuz you ain't him.
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4 RepliesWTF IS RNG
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2 RepliesSmoggy is love.
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The Speaker: SmoggyPluto... How do I begin to explain SmoggyPluto? Lord Shaxx: SmoggyPluto is flawless. The Cryptarch: I hear his hair's insured for 10,000 glimmer. Ikora Rey: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan. Eris Morn: His favorite movie is Varsity Blues. Random Guardian: One time he met John Stamos on a plane... Guardian's fireteam: - And he told him he was pretty. Lord Saladin: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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I hate smoggypluto
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Blasphemy
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Leave
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[spoiler]muted[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI never understood the joke, where did this originate?
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7 RepliesHave you defeated xylar? No you haven't
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4 RepliesSmoggyPluto HAD a PS4. He sold it and gave the account to another guy. So who you're facing is not Smoggy, The Legend. You're facing his friend. Topkek - Fiji Out
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Sounds like you need some horse cock in your life
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1 ReplyEdited by Neutrill: 8/29/2015 3:51:42 PMthere's 100+ people in a private group chat you just pissed off that will make your forum life a living hell. I'd watch my back around here if I were you.
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You will lose. SmoggyPluto is a titan who uses the Ram with peragrin greaves and two random exotics. He one shots with a vex, never misses with an invective, and dual wields ghallahorns [spoiler]all at the same time[/spoiler]
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The name "smoggypluto" is just cringeworthy.
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Yes, well, don't hate the player, hate the rng.
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Blasphemy! Smoggy is life
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Sir you have just incurred the wrath of a god and his followers I advise you run and run fast and when you get tired keep running for smoggy shall smite you for being an unbeliever unless you can stay hidden from his view or his hunters. Sir I give you the best of luck
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Edited by SpakulatorX: 8/29/2015 1:05:17 PMOne day you'll be minding you own business, playing control. Match is going fine, your winning. Suddenly a crack of lightning will flash. A bat will fly across the room. You'll say, "was that a blaming bat?" But it won't be there. Instead across the screen you'll see something you never expected. "smoggyPulto joins the game." After that, you won't understand what happens. The enemy team will charge, lead by smoggyPluto, all welding duel gjallarhorns. You could try to run, but find your gaurdian unresponsive to commands. Paralyzed by fear, you will be destroyed time and time again, and forced to taste the taint of the other team as they viciously teabag you. Everyone on the other team will get gjallarhorns, and you will get a mote of light.
