I went out to the bar last night with a bunch of buddies of mine. We were having a good time, it was "$3 you call its" night (basically any drink you order is $3). Well I came across my supervisor's sister.
She works at the gas station that I always go to so I know her and know she's his sister. Anyway, she was with her friends and having a good time too. I went out to the beer garden to have a cigarette and she ended following me out there. We were alone and talked for a bit when the conversation came up about here getting shut down by a guy at the bar.
She told me that that never happens. Normally I'm a semi-beta type of guy but I've already had a few Irish trashcans to drink and my alpha side started to show. I got ballsy and said, "I'd never shut you down"
Well things got a little heated and she got close and said, "Oh really"
We made out for a while before my friends can looking for me. After last call came up, she said she was driving home. I knew better than to let her drive because she was drunk.
I took her keys an said she's not driving and that id drive her car home an have one o my friends follow us and pick me up an take me back to my car when I got her home.
Well, that didn't happen.
We got to her place and she told my friend that I wasn't going back to my car until morning. He knew where this was going and so did I. And her exact words to him were, "He's getting laid tonight whether he likes it or not. It's been 3 months since I've gotten laid."
Game time.
I won't go into details of what happened last night but all I'm going to say is that it was 2 hours of heated amazement.
I just got home from her place a half hour ago. I also neglected to mention that I'm 24 and she's 27 so bonus points for me.
So now, if my supervisor ever gets mad at me or we get into an argument, I can at least say, "Oh yeah? Well I -blam!-ed your sister."
Also, when I said I'm semi-beta, I'm not some fat neckbeard that's never had sex. I'm 6'1" 165lbs, have a decent beard going and a lip piercing. I'm just not the douchebaggy type of guy to hit on women at bars unless I know when I make a move, it'll be successful.
Edit: I forgot to mention that she said she really enjoyed my tongue amongst other things and that it wasn't going to be a 1 night stand.
Edit 2: I didn't realize that I have a hickey on my neck, one on my collar bone, and two bite marks on my arm/shoulder.
Photo Edit: This is the only proof I have as of now lol
http://imgur.com/ABUpuXQ.jpg
http://imgur.com/vho1NE9.jpg
http://imgur.com/ltTuwvB.jpg
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[quote]... I've already had a few Irish trashcans to drink... ...I knew better than to let her drive because she was drunk. I took her keys an said she's not driving and that id drive her car home...[/quote] How [i]responsible[/i] of you.
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How was her booty?
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Post her pics
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[quote]Well I came across my supervisor's sister[/quote] Appropriate, sentence is appropriate.
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Dude, she beat the shit out of you.
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Thought you slept with your sister. I am disappointed.
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Good luck at work ur gunna need it
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Now I've seen everything...
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And you got the pics. Well done man. Well done.
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Lmao 24 and smoking have fun with cancer when you're older scrub
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Nice.
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Damn, bro. She beat the shit out of you. What a tank.
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[quote] Also, when I said I'm semi-beta, I'm not some fat neckbeard that's never had sex. I'm 6'1" 165lbs, have a decent beard going and a lip piercing. I'm just not the douchebaggy type of guy to hit on women at bars unless I know when I make a move, it'll be successful.[/quote] I'm not a neckbeard, proceeds to post picture showing that he's a neckbeard. This is my new favorite copy pasta.
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Did he supervise?
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[quote]i had sex you didn't ha ha loser[/quote]
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You could says he's..."getting on top of things."
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Bitch please.... I was banging my supervisor and two coworkers and it wasn't until after I quit that they found out about each other and what I was doing.
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Pics or it didnt happen
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TLDR: anorexic drives while intoxicated and cavorts with someone who is not in the mind set to give legal consent. After he completes his potential felonies he decides it would be best to brag about it on bungie.net so he pays a hobo to give him a couple of hickies.
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gets laid Goes to videogame forums Brags
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Hickies.. lol Vacuums are fun
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Nice story bro.
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OP is real person Everybody back away slowly
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I heard something about a sister? Not yours? ...okay I'll just walk out of this door right here.
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You may be a neckbeard, but the difference Is you don't lack good looks, and or a respectable weight.
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So why is this a problem?