Bungie revealed in their latest Live Stream there will be a special weapon available to anyone who cries about any imbalance anywhere in Destiny! The Nerf Bat! Resembling a large, brightly colored foam bat with a comically huge business end, the Nerf Bat will require heavy ammo, but will not run out until every other player has been hit by it! Once getting hit, players deal 5% damage with all weapons and abilities for the next 10 minutes. Plus, as a bonus, with every succesful hit, the weilder grows a layer of Nerf Bullet Sponge, and becomes increasinly harder to kill! To get the Nerf Bat, players must whine continually about how the very same guys who made one of the greatest shooters of all time and work long, ridiculous hours are somehow dumb enough to not know how to make a decent set of weapons for PVP, and that the whining player could do a better job. Bungie has stated that when a single player submits enough complaints, they with press thev"oh -blam!- it!" Button and a Nerf Bat will be mailed to the annoying player's mailbox. Bungie has decided balance belongs in the power of its players, and that people should play the game how they want it! They state that they see no possible reprecussions for distributing this new weapon, and arent going to waste brain power thinking up ways to please whiney players anymore. On a minor note, Thorn will be replaced with a big, fluffy pink pony gun. It'll still kill in 2 shots, but now will humiliate those who use it. -This is a totally joke post done entirely for the lolz. Have fun!