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Edited by Jfourjoe:
8/25/2015 7:39:28 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes
Post your best chuck Norris jokes here guardians. My personal favorite is the good old "Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 3 days of agonising pain cobra died" lol always gets me
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Chuck Norris' daughters aren't married yet. [spoiler]You have a really low I.Q if this one's over your head. [/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris don't dance to the music, The music dances to Chuck Norris!!
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Chuck Norris threw a Grenade at a Horde of Hive and Fallen. He Killed all the Hive and Fallen. THEN the Grenade exploded.
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- what was most funny 10 years ago? Answer ; chuck Norris lol
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When Chuck Norris's crap hits the fan... The fan breaks.
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When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he does not get wet- the water gets Chuck Norris.
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email: gmail@chucknorris.com
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Not sure if anyone has said it... When a Thorn user shoots Chuck Norris, they begin to burn.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
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Duct tape does not fix Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fixes duct tape.
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2 RepliesEdited by dark_squirrle: 8/26/2015 12:13:20 AMChuck Norris doesn't do Push ups he pushes the world down Chuck Norris once round house kicked so fast his foot broke the sound barrier traveled back in time and killed Amelia Earhardt while she was crossing the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris beats rock paper and scissors When Alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter Chuck Norris once pissed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.. The semi truck is now known as Optimus prime
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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2 RepliesChuck norris goes flawless on trials on his own.
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Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris can double-wield any weapon in Destiny.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there is no signs of life
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2 RepliesEdited by i reqire methe: 8/25/2015 10:12:04 PMSome magicians can walk on water... Chuck NORRIS can [spoiler]swim through land...[/spoiler]
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...How dare you.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck norris is so hard is blood type is ak -47
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can Ascend his Year One weapons into TTK.
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Chuck Norris saw Xylar the Timeless, Chuck beat it into Xylar the Homeless
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Chuck Norris beat Randal the vandal with a shotgun shot.... From the moon.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris threw a grenade, kill 100 people. Then blew up. (The grenade blew up for idiots out there)
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1 ReplyA titan and Chuck got into a starring match. 6 months later the titan was killed by a round house kick to the face because the titan never blinked. Nobody beats Chuck
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1 ReplyChuck norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back. Chuck norris wanted to play online once, game became free to play and everyone including bosses and players died when he spawned.
