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Two scorch captains at the front door Sepiks Prime around back.
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That's a good idea. :)
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Alternative: make the lawn into a -blam!-ing minefield [spoiler]THAT'LL pack a surprise for the next dog that tries shitting on your lawn![/spoiler]
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Lol our only hope is to elect Putin as president of the US of A lol!!!
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I just hire a guy in a white van on side it says free wifi, free cod games, free 12 gauge to the face.,
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So good.
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Lel much kek
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*Seems legit* I heard the U.S. government might even give you a place to stay in Cuba for awhile if done correctly.
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Perfect
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Pure genius
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Since I am black I got shot shot. [b]true story[/b]
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Okay... *slowly backs away*
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I do this too, but for different reasons. [spoiler]People were questioning my goat fetish.[/spoiler]
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They might be on your door.
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I tried this and it worked.
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This is genius.
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This is funny
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Hey so I did that and the CIA said that they'd take me "waterboarding?" It sound like a lot of fun but I've never done it before. Does anybody have any tips because I don't have a water board and I can't swim very well.
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Sadly this only works in first world countries. If you do this anywhere else, you get raided by the fücking Navy SEALS.
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Claymores