It shouldn't really be a big deal if someone has seen this before, chill out. And I don't think girls are evil.. *cough*

I saw this a while ago. So, you get my reward: This is as old as your mom.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chumpzilla99 r u -blam!-?[/quote] dude just because someone thinks girls is evil dont mean there -blam!-. i think girls are evil. pure evil. evil in a hot costume. but i aint -blam!-. YOU might be. but i aint. yes sgt.stfu i agree totally. it has been proven EVER SINCE adam and eve to david and bathsheba, and on up to my last girlfriend. i do think that5 your equation is missing some parts, however. girls= time+money+stress chicks=hotness x a billion therefore, chicks= (hotness x 6 cause it is greater than 5.) + (money + bills) + stress = 6 chicks we'll say. so lets say that hotness is on a scale from one to a hundred. and the number for chicks=666 (ha) so 666= (100 x 6) + (60 (dollars) + lots of bills equal to variable b-s) = 6 chicks do the math. chicks=666=evil so it is numerically proven by a stupid texan. wow i should be praised. but we only scratched the surface when it comes to the full scale of girls. we still have anatomy, physics, psychology, sociology, and mannerisms, to review. Anatomy lesson: basic anatomy principle known as The_Hazard's Law-- the bigger they are, the more whiney they will be. basic anatomy. the subject of girl anatomy is quite stunning in itself. a big rack and butt to stare at... what more can you say. Physics lesson: most girls are made for looks. looks girls are sometimes smart, but in some rare cases. looks girls that are smart can be explained by this simple equation. hot girls+smart=good most smart girls do not have the looks package. mostly they are smart and moderately good looking, or smart and ugly. some hot girls will contain a trace or more of good personality and intellect. another equation to explain this rare phenomenon is: hot girls + personality (less than OR equal to intellect) = dude your lucky on the final hand, some girls (in very rare cases) some hot girls will be smart, have good looks, and have a good personality and intellect. the last equation i will cover today is hot girls+smart+personality+intellect= ohhhhh momma Psychology a girls psychological is quite mind-boggling. she can be having the time of her life at one minute, then be totally down in the dumps the next, or vice versa. nobody can understand the patterns of this concept as far as our leading scientists can give us. Sociology a girls sociology fluctuates depending on her area and physical situation, mood, and current financial standing. if a girl is in a place that she does not want to be, she will be honory and difficult. a more difficult equation for this situation would be: if (location) is NOT equal to (D-E-B, LIMITED TOO, MALL, JCPENNEY, CLAIRES, FRIENDS HOUSE) then (mood) = difficult if this girl has no money, but is currently IN one of the places mentioned above, then mood = the incredible hulk during P.M.S. the mannerisms of the girl also fluctuate during time. if it is early in the morning, then she will be quiet and out-of-it. if it is at night, or during sunset, then she will be energetic and trying to increase proximity between you and her. thank you for reading Guys Guide To Getting Good Girls by The_Hazard if you require more information, then reply to this, telling me that i should start a new thread about this type of stuff.

No.

Isn't this, like, the third time someone posted that formula?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIRdragoon Wow, it's supposed to be a joke... you people need to chill out.[/quote] If you really get uptight about it, but I don't think people here are - they just want to disprove my awesome theory which they know they can't ^_^ and yes humanity is [i]evil[/i]

Wow, it's supposed to be a joke... you people need to chill out.

Girls are the cause of much of my misery...its times like these i wish i was -blam!-.

I'm going to write this down and show it to my Alg. II teacher. On a side note, I'm so -blam!- glad I'm changing schools. ;-)

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SgtSTFU GIRLS = EVIL[/quote] That's just the tip of the iceberg. What will really keep you up at night is figuring out if women are a [i]necessary[/i] evil.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hitokiri 1000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chumpzilla99 r u -blam!-?[/quote] Depends, are you stupid?[/quote] ah, the burn. never will i tire of such an awesome comeback.

guess what else uses money and time [*]boys [*]dogs [*]cats [*]xbox [*]internet [*]food therefor all of these things can be aplyed to your equation(sp?) thuse makeing them evil witch inturn makes you evil because i can garenty you use/own/are at lest 2 of these things and most likely more.fruther more if both boys and girls can be aplyed to the equation that means humanaty is inhaently evil. i await your responce

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Striker D [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SgtSTFU A) First we state that girls require time and money, am I right? -so: girls = time x money B) And as we all know that "time [i]is[/i] money -so: time = money C)Therefore, using substitution, we find that: -girls = money x money = (money) *squared* D)And because money is the [i]root[/i] of all evil, money = *square root* of evil E)Therefore: girls = *square root* of evil *squared* And as we are forced to conclude: GIRLS = EVIL[/quote] The answere is Girls = Evil *squared* because it's evil x evil, not ratical evils :p Srry, but I'm in algebra 2..I learned square roots this week[/quote] If the square root of something is squared, it comes to be the number you took the root of. For example, the square root of 49 squared is 49. And I thought everyone here was stupid ^_^

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Striker D [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SgtSTFU A) First we state that girls require time and money, am I right? -so: girls = time x money B) And as we all know that "time [i]is[/i] money -so: time = money C)Therefore, using substitution, we find that: -girls = money x money = (money) *squared* D)And because money is the [i]root[/i] of all evil, money = *square root* of evil E)Therefore: girls = *square root* of evil *squared* And as we are forced to conclude: GIRLS = EVIL[/quote] The answere is Girls = Evil *squared* because it's evil x evil, not ratical evils :p Srry, but I'm in algebra 2..I learned square roots this week[/quote] No ure wrong. u got all mixed up.

That equation was made ages ago. My maths teacher showed the class last year.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SgtSTFU A) First we state that girls require time and money, am I right? -so: girls = time x money B) And as we all know that "time [i]is[/i] money -so: time = money C)Therefore, using substitution, we find that: -girls = money x money = (money) *squared* D)And because money is the [i]root[/i] of all evil, money = *square root* of evil E)Therefore: girls = *square root* of evil *squared* And as we are forced to conclude: GIRLS = EVIL[/quote] The answere is Girls = Evil *squared* because it's evil x evil, not ratical evils :p Srry, but I'm in algebra 2..I learned square roots this week

You needed math to figure that one out? I thought it was pretty obvious.

Besides, you said that girls [i]require[/i] money and time. This does not mean that girls are money and time multiplied together.

Ah, but you have one flaw... Money is not the root of all evil... it is the *love* of money that is the root of all evil. Your theory had been disproven.

i could be, i never really thought bout it.........

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chumpzilla99 r u -blam!-?[/quote] Depends, are you stupid?

I discovered that a long time ago.

r u -blam!-?