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8/15/2015 5:37:59 AM
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READ*** LEAKED INFO FROM BUNGIE REGARDING GHORN XUR SELLAGE

Well not really, but if I had to guess it would go a little something like a scene from the pixar film, The Incredibles. In the spirit of education, this is my school of thought about destiny in regards to the incredibles. The super humans represent gally owners, normal humans non gally owners, sydrome bungievision, (feel free to add if you like) Anyways at the beginning of the movie, (destiny launch) supers(gally users) were hailed as heroes and were desired to have in a fireteam, but as time passed the supers were hated because of their respective advantages, which brings us to syndrome, displeased with the supers and having the mentality of "when everyone's super, no one will be" [spoiler]best movie quote of the decade[/spoiler] Syndrome also intends to cause a problem and then fix it and come out heralded as a hero of the people,[spoiler]possibly what bungievision is doing?????[/spoiler] However the plan backfires and it only re ingnites the super worshipping (next exotic) BUT THEN at the end of the movie syndrome steals the child (original destiny content) and takes him away to make him his own abomination (destiny). and that is why Canadians speak French RECAP: Superhumans=pre xur ghorners Humans=non ghorners Syndroeme=bungievision Baby=original game\destiny2 Frozone=samuel l Jackson Little fast kid=some [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] experiment Tiny midget dude=ghost\dinklebot Helen Parr=mr fantastic [spoiler]new fantastic 4 movie sucks asss btw[/spoiler] Y=mx+b=no land beyond Donald trump>Clinton>kony Big ass robot from movie=dlc Incredibles>fantastic four(old and new) [spoiler]at this point of your still reading, you the real mvp[/spoiler] BUT star trek the best generation>ds9>original So from this data we can conclude 3 things [spoiler]I wasted 20 minuted making this[/spoiler] [spoiler]you wasted 5 reading it[/spoiler] [spoiler]bungie should fix their sh!t[/spoiler] [spoiler]I am bad at math[/spoiler] Edit: this was the product of sleep deprivation and large caffine intake, I apologize for enlightening you Bump to spread the word 1 bump=at least one more set of eyes that this post will bless and give those eyes a break the the $h!tstorm forums has been today

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