I mean I see these people going around looking for trials groups with requirements up the wazoo. Some like
"Looking to go flawless for Trials. Requirements are gone flawless, your first born child, two large meat lover pizzas, the last red thorn, and 1,000,000 grimoire score."
But I dunno. That's just me. What do you guys think?
I'll be honest I did not expect this much people to respond to this. Sorry if I wasn't funny or if my comments didn't agree to you, but this is what I've seen time and time again when I simply want to have a good time. I don't think it's fair for those who haven't met the requirements yet to have to be weeded out an not get a chance at trials because of requirements that they have had no chance of doing.
[spoiler]edits to make it not as bad[/spoiler]
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How's everyone's trials going so far?
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Only requirement for me: Be able to kill oppnent before they kill you
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Also some guy said to have a 10+kd or else I can't play with him and I'm a scrub
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One guy U need to have Titan blink a 500000000 grimiore have the super blink laggy shotgun thorn bladedancer but still a Titan
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Must be level 36 and 420 max Gjallar's True Breath
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"U need de emblen end hav to atleast go flawlais i trailz 69 tiems and have a 4+ k/d, I heav 0.9 kd and have goen 5-3 so im prow beter tan al of u" Pretty much everyone.
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Lf2m, must have gone flawless all weeks. Must have max Gjallarhorn. Must have max grimore and day 1 emblem. Must be born between the months of April - August on a day that is even anytime past 12:07 PM. Must have credit score over 633. Must have divorced once or masturbated 4 times within the past hour. I will not take no soft-dogs. Absolutely no squeakers, honkers, maulers, love-tappers, or booty grabbers. Must know how to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. Must not have two socks on, one is acceptible. ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN EYES. Any chip crunching or candy smacking soda slurpers will be kicked, blocked, removed, shunned and stoned. PM me your k/d, birthday, birth certificate, credit score and card number, pic of your wife or proof of masturbation.
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All those kids with big kd and emblem requirements are GARBAGE Do not fall for their lies 90% of the time they are asking for a 1.5+ kd and I check theirs and its not even a 1.2 You know who you are
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My requirements are: 1. Have a gun in your hand that doesn't tickle the opponent 2. Be able to shoot things that move 3. Be able to read at a 5th grade level 4. No squeakers.
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It makes it hard for someone like me with no flawless to get a group together when all the post are only looking for flawless. I'm an average PvP player and have gotten 8-0 but because I've never gotten flawless I can't get most people to invite or join a group.
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Need 2 for trials on friday add mjcaboose_8taxes[spoiler]must be 34 w at least 3 flawless run ,a 1.2 k/d ,maxed truth,send me a large peperroni[/spoiler]
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I usually just ask for a positive KD and a mic. Is that too much?
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Saw a post on lfg last night. "Must be a 34, w 365 weapons INCLUDING gally. Doing vog hm."
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LF1 must have gone flawless exactly 37 times, have a digital copy of the witcher 3 installed, 11 platinum trophies and a base income of 49k
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"Must have gone flawless 20 times"
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Or for VoG all 34' must have Gjallarhorn
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All I ask for is a mic and a chill attitude. Usually get some good people with a with a sense of humor. Never had a terrible trials experience.
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What about good players who never had a good team but have massive potential to go flawless. Players like u make it almost impossible to find a descent team cuz of all the stupid requirements... If the person is lv34 and has all his weapons maxed why does grimoire still matter??? U have always the chance to check people's crucible kds on this app. [spoiler] Humans are shallow, self-centered and hasty with prejudices... [/spoiler]
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I just put trying to kill the mans and get flooded with invites lol
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Is this craigslist?
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I like pizza
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Most of the times I click "Trials of Osiris - Casual/Relaxed" and that's where I find the best teams because we know we're not in it to win it, we're in it to have fun and just see how far we can go.
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That's mostly the reason I don't do trials
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I just look at their true skill not hard to sift through scrubs with that.
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Must speak 8 languages and have been one of Jesus' twelve disciples.
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Saw one yesterday that you need to average six kill a round....wtf?