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8/4/2015 12:22:57 AM
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Guess the movie from the quote
As the title says. Post a quote and people will guess what movie it's from.
"What's a fifty year old lollipop man doing knowing -blam!-ing karate?"
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1 Reply"Ol' painless is waiting"
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1 Reply"Well I know that cops doesn't start until 4!"
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You just brought piss to a shit fight
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2 Replies"Get three coffins ready."
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2 Replies"Let's go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this to blow over."
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3 RepliesJoin my cult
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1 Reply"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN...... NOW!!!!!!!!!
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1 ReplyHurry onward lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead.
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2 Replies"You look like an avocado -blam!-ed an uglier avocado"
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1 ReplyFine Take it
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2 RepliesNever compromise, not even in the face of armageddon.
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1 ReplyNo Mongo, NO! We don't kill customers!
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I don't know where that skunk ape sleeps, but I do know he had impure relations with my wife.
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2 RepliesEdited by Kuronak: 8/8/2015 9:40:45 AM1. "I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying." [spoiler]The Shawshank Redemption[/spoiler] 2. "Hey! What's the matter with you? You think I'm going to die? Ha! If you think that then you don't know Victor Franko." 3. "Hey, you want to hear something funny? My dentist's name is James Spalding." [spoiler]Cast Away[/spoiler] 4. "What's there to talk about? Eleven of us think he's guilty. No one had to think about it twice except you." 5. "I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
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4 RepliesRoger Roger, what's our vector victor, do we have clearance Clarence?
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6 RepliesCan't think of a movie, but I got a trailer "I'm not gonna kill ya......I'm just gonna hurt ya, really....really...bad"
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"GIMME THE KEYS YOU F[b]U[/b]CKIN COCKSUCKA MOTHAF[b]U[/b]CKA BLAHWAMELABAAAAH"
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4 RepliesShut your [b]f[/b][b]ucking[/b] face uncle [b]f[/b][b]ucker[/b].
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3 RepliesEdited by FailedStrike: 8/6/2015 8:05:50 PMThese are a little more obscure than the typical classics most are quoting. How many can you guess? Without using Google? 1. "Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal." -- Porky's (answered correctly by DarthAWM) 2. "So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?" 3. "It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?" 4. "What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten?" -- Demolition Man (answered correctly by DarthAWM) 5. "Noids do not have sex with Doodles."
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Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it's -blam!-ing exquisite. I think it's a -blam!-ing work of art. Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre. They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses... studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don't you think? They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature. My cock is hard. It's metal, it's steel, it's titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken. My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors. If my cock could win a medal, it would. If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it'll have a Nobel -blam!-ing Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock. My Nobel Prize-winning cook's like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is. Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it. My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava... Sugar and spice and all things... nice.
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2 RepliesLittering, AND... Littering, AND... Littering, AND... Littering, AND... [spoiler]smokin the reefer[/spoiler]
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1 Reply"Those are as good as money sir, those are IOU's. Go ahead and add em up. Every cent's accounted for."
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5 Replies1) YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH. 2) Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and -blam!- my sister.
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*SNIFF* hmmm black cod.
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YOU MAKIN...ME...KICK...GRASS!
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3 Replies"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible -blam!-...me"
