I took a hike across the border Into Mexico I wasn't sure if i was in brazil, Or an American Ghetto I looked around this place, And really started to think About why this close to the border There was an Army Tank I didn't wanna get caught And put on probation. So i went into the city Of this Mexican Nation I saw people getting mugged I saw my favorite gang of thugs And when they came after me they said "Check his skin, he one of us" Then i thought "i like these gangs They could be a start. While i dont speak their language, I sure do look the part." And lately i have, Been throwing food at, Some Cambodians Learn to take a hike, br0 But everyone, knows I could stoop to the, low Of Mexicans They're really nice people ya though I turned my gang members in. And took all their money, heh, losers Then I spent half of it On 1,000,000 jaw bruisers Then i bought a plane ticket, Before the gang members escaped, To go to the scum of society Known as China. I went up to the chairman And asked him for a home And said "Sure, you speak engrish I hope your roomie does also" Then i said "Roomate? Do you know who I am? I may look pretty thug But im a real American." Then he showed me to my Roomate. 'It' was very, very mad. And I thought "This wont be so bad." And baby i, have Been knowing you, since You were seventeen, You haven't aged a day Literally And baby i, will Be living with you, till You're seventy 20 bucks says You die before me. Im thinking bout, how. People move to china because They, stupid. But I moved to here to escape. And no one knows exactly where the EXIT is, But I do cuz i marked it with tape Hey Chairman Mau, Keep me in your Big Chinese World. I really wanna see what happens in twenty years Once your government falls Again. I wonder what the flag will look like then. I found a tiger right In China. But id really like to move To CAMBOOODIA! I bought another Plane Ticket. With millions to spend So i could go from Chinese To Cambodian. I landed just in time To see another Genocide And I thought of my first job. I was trained to fight fires Did it with my hand So naturally I like to find violence where i can And I was sitting with a tiger, Watching this bloodbath, I let my Roomate go To unleash his wrath. He got knocked out immediately By a tranquilizer dart And I came up with a poem From the bottom of my heart *ahem* Fire Hot, fire Bad, Napalm make me very sad And Baby i will Change my name, to POL POT! And act like him too And baby i will Change my face, to Look like Kim-Jong UN. Tell me bout them Sony Movies And id like to thank, Bruno Mars, for Getting hit by a train Get off the damn Magazines No one reads cosmopolitan We have the Internet And you can bet that this is a threat. But if for a second you think im serious Then you are a big, penis. But you don't have one.