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Edited by x Lets Get It On:
8/2/2015 2:00:59 PM
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Rent your personal Butler/Waitress here!
[b][i][u]Lonely Butlers/waitresses Looking For A Job![/u][/i][/b]
[u]To get your butler/waitress you do the following:
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- Tell me if you want a butler or a waitress.
- Tell me why you need them. If it seems too dangerous, I am [b]not[/b] sending one to your place! I am not putting my employees life in danger!
- Tell me for how long you need them. (Can range from an hour to a full day!)
- When you return your butler or waitress, I'd like to know if they did a good job or not!
[i][u]I will not take a butler/waitress back for being "not good looking" enough. You asked, we give. Better luck next time! [/u][/i]
Edit: A little help handing out butlers/waitresses is always welcome! Don't be afraid to ask ^~^
[b][i][u]Edit 2:[/u][/i][/b]
Since there are a lot of people asking someone for doing things around the house, we now have [b][i][u]housekeepers[/u][/i][/b] as well!
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3 RepliesThere's a pretty big person sitting on my porch. Do you have anything to kick him out?
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1 ReplyI need one for reasons. My religion requires female help.
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3 RepliesI also need a friend.
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1 ReplyGiff waitress plox Preferably in a very naughty uniform
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1 Replycan i get a maid? i probably only need 3 minutes
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9 RepliesNeed 2 people for a bit of a job. Or just 1. I need them to steal not just any diamond, but "The Diamond" for a very... very special someone. I'm sure you know who that special someone is. If you need a bit of a hint, "Everyone needs their [b]Payday[/b], this one is theirs." I want them to either be British or Irish. If you don't know who it would be for the job, I understand bby.
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5 RepliesA man is drunk in my yard now and won't put on clothing, neither I, Patrick, or his girlfriend are brave enough to do anything, the man is quite strong. Do you have any bodyguards?
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4 RepliesI need a maid for a day. Someone to help me clean, and theen give me full body massages. My back has been hurting.
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3 RepliesIs this a real solicitation?
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1 ReplyI'm looking for A lusty Argonian maid for one night
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5 RepliesI have neck pain. Need masseuse, preferably female.
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5 RepliesMy friend told me about a guy named red hood. It's Halloween and a bunch of teens left black masks all over my yard and roof I think he'd enjoy cleaning it.
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1 ReplyI need a butler to help build a Batcave for my... umm ... friend. His name is Bruce.
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1 ReplyI would like a butler to serve me alcoholic drinks and cake at inappropriate times. Preferably unclothed as I have clothes for him to wear.
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2 RepliesI need a dominant female owner ;).
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4 RepliesI need someone to encourage me to do stuff I don't want to do, don't care about gender. Need said person for about a day
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3 RepliesA french maid pretty please
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4 RepliesSure ;)
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3 RepliesI'll order some butter... Wait...
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3 RepliesSurprise me.
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1 Replyanel NAo plz
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1 ReplyI'd rather be put in a made outfit .3.
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5 RepliesEdited by The Negative One: 8/5/2015 4:55:59 AM[quote]#TheyreInDesperate[/quote][quote]#NeedOfAJob[/quote]Ha ha. Also, I need a waitress/waiter for a restaraunt.
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1 ReplyI need a waitress that fits the following criteria: Exactly 5'10" height. Nice, lean body. C Cups. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Wears crop tops and short shorts. Poppin booty. Sexy legs.
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3 RepliesEdited by Masaking7: 8/4/2015 12:49:53 PMI would like to be a waitress here! Anyone?
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4 RepliesI just want a friend
