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7/27/2015 8:49:59 PM
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Post sex stories here
Once, I walked in on my lesbian neighbors at a party.
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#Offtopic
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20 RepliesOk, so one time I was with my wife in our house, and she had just bought some sexy clothing online. I was in the kitchen making coffee or something, and she walks in the kitchen with a brisk pace, wearing the lingerie. Her boobs were firm and she grabs my crotch and says, "ready to fúck me hard?". Of course, I said yes, so we walk into our bedroom, and she starts unzipping my pants. When she is sucking my dick furiously trying to get me to cum, my dick is bulges hard, and is about ready to burst. But then she says, "hold on, let me get something", and goes into the storage room downstairs, I know my wife keeps a lot of "toys" downstairs, and I'm not really that into it, but I do it for her. About 20 minutes passes, so I go downstairs to see what she is up to. I head down the stairs (still naked) and see my wife. Beheaded by Muslims.
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4 RepliesI met this one girl at a party a couple months back and we hit it off so after we left she took me to her house and we had sex in her room. As we were doing it I caught her older sister watching us and she was super wet from it so I let her join in and we had a threesome. They got totally addicted to me and I ended up getting them both pregnant. I think their due date is in a month or so. Their parents don't know, thanks to the fact that they live abroad so I'm safe. Anyway, they plan on having the kids and giving them up for adoption. By the way, we're all in college.
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The flood having sex lolnope
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Chris Pratt walked in on me and Blue going at it. Let's just say he wasn't very happy with either of us.
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3 RepliesThis one time I was a kissless 22 year old virgin. Just like now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler] ( ͡°, ʖ̯ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Edited by JakefrmStateFarm: 7/28/2015 4:01:45 PM
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3 RepliesOnce, I sat on my hand and let it fall asleep then masturbated pretending it was someone else
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...so I can jerk to it because mommy blocked all porn on my phone, and thanks in advance.
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1 ReplyI'm 11 and I can't jerk so ha I haven't found me dick😞
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Edited by Iris: 7/28/2015 9:41:52 AMSo once my wife had started teasing me and shit and pressing all the buttons and she had just taken a quick shower after that and you could hear her moaning. She came out in some erotica and I had gone down on here. We were about the have furious sex, it was going to be great and so I started unzipping my pants and she takes off her face mask, and under that mask is the Spanish inquisition. No one expects the Spanish inquisition!
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That's a good thing to walk in on
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Am I doing it right?
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1 ReplyWe were in cowgirl position and I said "I'm gonna launch you to the moon!" I thrusted hard and farted.
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1 ReplyI had sex in a forest a bunch of times. Against a tree next to the creek or in the snow. I'm considering getting a tent out there, but the ticks are disgusting.
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I remember an ex girlfriend, we were alone in my room, having our third straight sex session, doing all sorts of shit as we knew I wasn't gonna cum for a while. Suddenly I realise that I didn't piss after round 2 and I can feel it just coming up and out , so I scream I'm cumming make some noises and literally pissed all inside her , and she believes that it was cum the whole time. Felt bad when she said I must of cum a lot as loads came out, and it was like she was having a wee( when she went to the toilet to get rid of it that is)
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1 Reply>with girl >her dad calls during >she actually -blam!-ing answered it as im in her >loses boner while she talks >can't get hard again Completely destroyed the mood.
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7 RepliesNo sex stories to tell. #foreveralone
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I remember trashing a girl doggy proper slamming her and as I came out and thrusted back it slid straight into the chocolate starfish. Then she collapsed sideways on the bed holding her arse and proceeded to cry
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Edited by KINISH: 7/28/2015 1:07:36 PMI had to go to the doctor to have a long red hair removed from my tonsil. I WAS CHOKING UNTIL i PUKED. It was wrapped around my tonsil completely. The doctor said that I shouldn't swallow anymore.
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I've never had it
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1 ReplyI'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick I said hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic.
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Someone's horny
