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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update
Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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I think you guys should loosen up a bit. Although it is really friken annoying how i waited for a whats update and got shi*. You had me going until the battle rifle being taken of levels besides lockout. April fools.
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We aren't sucking up, we are simply pointing out retards like yourself who obviously can't take a joke.
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and everyone who got mad at bungie. get a sense of humor! waiting for this update each week is not really something you should talk about. seriously. get a life. [i]but i digress...[/i]
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this is funny, i read the update and laughed my way down. then i read this and laughed straight through people are so mad HAHA, i dont know y thats funny. and that one guy whos was upset about the rank "change" or booting people that suck HAHA "weaksauce" thats great omg so funny. thank you for that laugh.
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And...to everyone who says, "Hey Frankie nice one!"...wow, you're sucking up for NOTHING! Frankie doesn't read these posts you idiots. I can't believe people are writing about how this Update was funny...when it was sorely lame and unbelieveably stupid. So shut the hellll up with all of the "Oh that's funny!" IDIOTS
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hahahaha very funny. i still cant believe people are mad at this. i think it's hillarious. pimps at sea--that actually sounds like an awesome game. please make it. hahaha. and the one about the new map. hahaha.
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Well, I first thought...ok, well, I'm not happy that Bungie has these new maps but are still waiting for the big games to come out to battle for more money. Ok, fine, I'm happy I finally know when they are coming out. Now...pulling this crap makes me "very angry" for lack of a more vulgar term. Give me a break, this Update crap is getting pathetic and I'm tired of waiting for real information to come. You made this site, you made the game, you gave millions of people expectations, now follow up Bungie. I wanted to give you a major break because of all the hard work you do, but this is getting ridiculous. April Fools...wow, what a break for you to not add useful, wanted information. Sit there and laugh at your desks, but this is just stupid. I wait EVERY week for this Update to come around, and I check up like every hour until it gets posted every Friday. This is pathetic and I'm pissed. April Fools! I'm not mad! No...April Fools to that! I AM!!!
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thats -blam!- -blam!-, but I'm glad you guys find ways of amusing yourselves at the expense of the people who pay your bills. Frankie, we are the reason you are now getting laid, although it was pretty funny, anyway, just give us our damn maps and we will shut the -blam!- up! peace
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Bungie u r so freaking -blam!-. How could u even think about posting that when u have so many people already extremely pissed off at u. wat a bunch of tards
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Doesn't anyone realize the only reason they did this was because bungie didn't want to release any real information.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i'm not sure which is better: a) the update itself b) the -blam!-s crying about how "lame" or "pointless" this post was. "what about the maps.....waaaaa!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.....ha.
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for a thousand dollars, translate that
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Frankie, you're a moron. But a really funny one.
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That really had me going, shows how much i trust bungie.
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HAHAHAHA Great April Fool's Joke
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the warthog should have cupholders for the mountain dew
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I wish I had a mountain dew emblem and the sign in headlong with the yeller hog should be replaced with the Mountain Dew® logo. And instead of 'a magical yellow warthog it's a bottle of mountain dew with a turret and some wheels' and also the soda machines in headlong should dispence mountain dew if you melead them and should also have the Dew logo and the bottle should be a grenade that tastes better and has health benefits!
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What the F**K! why are you getting rid of the battle rifle for all the levels except lockout? now it will be even more retarded against sniper... HOW THE HELL are we going to be able to take otu snipers in certain maps such as Zanzibar with a stupid SMG... thats not going to work... dont get rid of it because of the combo... sinply FIX THE STUPID PLASMA PISTOL which is nearly impossible to dodge... your just making the balance of whomever controls the sniper is certain levels is going to win... and that is quite unfair.
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Winbot? then how do you keep getting owned in the humpday challenges? how do you test the playability of the single-player levels? what if you're playing against another Winbot? also, what level is P?
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Winbot? then how do you keep getting owned in the humpday challenges? how do you test the playability of the single-player levels? what if you're playing against another Winbot? also, what level is P?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disco Dan PhD Hey Bungie, i tried those "eggs" a million times! none of them work! you got some work to do guys, cuz im just not hearing them. u guyz r teh n00bs!```~!!1 i m 1337, so its oviosly your folt thay r'nt their g0d!!@!111I'm a retard deeeeeehhhhhh[/quote] dude you're gonna get banned for using the n word
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SOSO RUTHLESS HAHAAHHA u idiots...dont you understand it is April 1st...april fools u dumb assess.....[/quote] spelled dumb asses wrong, dumb ass Peace, SNEAKY
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0ralphnader0o I never knew how stupid people could be! If you read that update and believed it you should be yanked out of your houses and shot in the face repeatedly over and over untill there's nothin left and then someone should take a hot ass s.h.i.t. on your chest! And to bungie, everybody at bungie eats fat ass c.o.c.k. for that update. That s.h.i.t. wasn't believeable for a goddamn second![/quote] Just go lay down and die. I love Bungie!
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HAHAAHHA u idiots...dont you understand it is April 1st...april fools u dumb assess.....
