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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update
Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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I haven't played halo 2 online...for a week now, it's getting sucky, bungie's getting sucky, all the hype for halo 2 was for nothing, i;m really tired and imma give chaos theory and doom 3 some months, halo 2 can wait all dusty like a good hoe.
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the entire time i read that i couldent believe my.......thoughts. thank god i clicked the link to dicuse the story and figured out it was april fools
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why did april fools day have to land on friday of all days, i've been looking forward to this WWU. Oh well, what a waste of time. I do believe that there are halo players dumb enough to believe this considering some of the arrigant curses and racisim you constantly hear. Some people just need their communicators jammed up their poop shoots. ok... got a little off topic.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. Pimps at sea was last years prank bungie, come on you guys made halo, cant you come up with somthing new, april fools does come once a year.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mowski Wow what a waste of 5 minutes of my life, bungie i want my 5 minutes back [/quote] hey you read really slow
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How are people still not understanding that it was in fact an april fools prank. Its not i bet it was or i hope it was. It was a joke and nothing written there should be taken seriously. Maybe that weaksauce ban wouldnt be such a bad idea afterall. Today the WWU and the new map joke gave the bungie community a bad case of blue balls.
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wow you guys are way too serious about the updates...Nice one guys! All of these jokes definately hilarious. I don't know whats up with all these jerks who don't like it :\
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what if i suck? what if i am new to the game and i am still learning how to play? like nice try! as if u think that u would actually kick off crappy players! cuz if u did u would lose alot of pple!!!
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this ranking by alphebetical order better be an april fools joke because if its not i think Frankie has been sniffing.
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yes sir msan!! hey i am desprettely i need to know ow to cheat,,,just to cheat at the 1 who is doing it to me! so if u no and don't mine telling me,,,,u can join me at ,,,,,maestro_911@hotmail.com...tank u so much if u can tell me!! see yu man!!
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yo frankie,,first of all,i wanna tank u for every thing u've done to stop that cheating!! ita a good thing cause with time splitter 2 who just came in ,with there proximity mines and stuff couln really steal u some custumer if it woulnded have been fiexed or at least tryed to,,,,,,and seond of all i woulnd like to know ow to cheat? i know it's kinda of a stupid question to ask,but to this point i don't give a %hit!! and i am only gonna cheat if i am getting cheat at,,it is SOfrustating that 2 of my clan buddies,don't wanna even play anay more,the only time i play with them ,its in training ground!! so u can reach me at maestro_911@hotmail.com....tank u for what u can do!! trully tank's full ur dearest hallo freak mathieu! haha see ya man!!
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A Tad too close to april fools for my liking.....*ahem, i smell frankie is full of bull ahem* Not one thing sounded true. Nice try, especially the one abotu alphabetical rankings, thats just too smart, u nearl gotme there Oh and please dont go back to pimps at sea, it was a horrible mistake to use it as an april fools joke last year, dont do so again...Ud think that some of us have been on this site to remember what happened this time last year. As i said, nice try frankie!
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Wow. That was the most pathetic and useless update that we could possibly hope for. That was the kind of dross you expect to see on the forums but not from Frakie. What a childish pubescent way to deal with people's questions..... F*@?ing pathetic......
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How do i get bungie.net behind my gametag name?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sniperkill779 Ok so your telling me I may play like lvl. 30 when im a 13? But thats bull I cant beat a thirty so wont that just make my profile suck! Ill have played like 1000 games and won like a hundred that would make me like a ten.Ummmmm?Can I get a response to figure this one out? But h/o my gamertag is ProudCheater(and no I dont cheat im clean i sware) so Id play like lv. 15 0r 20s right cause I can take them, trust me, just like I could take a guy named mango (lol)! But hey I'll take a shot at frankie anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] I think you just dont understand... ALL OF IT WAS A JOKE ARGHHHHHHH.... ok and frankies name probly isnt mango, its probly... "ikillnoobzorz" or something realy cool/uncool like that ok...? but ya... you wont be playin anyone... besides lvl 13's like you are AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... you smelly noob... I EAT PPL LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST... 19 in slayer... thats legit, i dont cheat... well maybe once or twice... but not in slayer... and im good... HELLA GOOD>... ive played with ogre1... which makes me good... and it also makes me a person who plays with cheaters...W OOOOOTZOR
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Ok so your telling me I may play like lvl. 30 when im a 13? But thats bull I cant beat a thirty so wont that just make my profile suck! Ill have played like 1000 games and won like a hundred that would make me like a ten.Ummmmm?Can I get a response to figure this one out? But h/o my gamertag is ProudCheater(and no I dont cheat im clean i sware) so Id play like lv. 15 0r 20s right cause I can take them, trust me, just like I could take a guy named mango (lol)! But hey I'll take a shot at frankie anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sc00byxd00 isn't "bingie" a dog from some movies in the 80's?[/quote] lmfao, i love you scoobyxdoo... lets be friends p.s. i was about to say something about that bingie crap... ITS BUNGIE not bunjie, bingie, bungee, buglordz, backhand, blackjack, ok... its not any of those, its BUNGIE! I LOVE YOU BUNGIE, MAKE THOSE ***HOLES UNSUSPEND MY ACCOUNT PLZ?
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WeakSauce. wow thats goona suck and own but if a player really hates you, mabey a whole clan hates you they could all use that feedback to get at you, i think this will get bungies fans really mad, who knows rioting, mabey even killing :( [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sc00byxd00 Sure it's a joke, but who doesn't wish standbyers would have their systems shut off for a year. Or mabye if their parents would pull their heads out of their asses and figure out they are playing a mature rated game they would take it away, and viola problem fixed. If you aren't old enough to have a beer while you play Halo 2 with your friends, how can you really enjoy it like its meant to be played?? I hate all of you whiny kids, and your parents too. You all should have been swallowed after oral copulation.[/quote] yo man worship you god satan and then go to councicling for about 100 years then mabey you can show your face again
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This is the stupidest April Fool's joke ever.
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isn't "bingie" a dog from some movies in the 80's?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RealBurrito dude jus calm it u way to up tite here i got an idea go get a life and stop buggin bingie bout everything[/quote] realburrito is -blam!-...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gardenbear Is this supposd to be a April fool's joke? These changes you want to make are insane.[/quote] ^^^This person is an IDIOT!, NOOOOOOOOB NOOOOB NOOBBY^^^^^^
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dude jus calm it u way to up tite here i got an idea go get a life and stop buggin bingie bout everything
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SUP3R ICE I'm LMFAO at all the noobs i the forums going WTF, WTF, WTF like they know what they are taking about or something, and i quote "Why would they bring back Chiron, I was hoping the would bring back Blood Gulch" LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] yur pretty nooby yurself, you nooby... noob jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk, I LOVE BUNGIE FORUMS, but they should bring bloodgulch back... coagulation SUXORS BAD... YOU HEAR THAT BUNGIE... COAG SUX SUXX SUXOR SUXY SUXX... too much snipe trouble, i wanna be able to hit someone in the head (like i always dp) and for it to actually count!
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HAHAHA thats hilarious. who ever came up with this update is a freakin geinus. lol i love how people bieleved u about the most rediculous things ever. and..... i also love how everyone is pissed cuz they were tricked. Frankie you are KING!
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although this update was a joke, i find it quite amusing and funny. but i have to admit something…Pimps At Sea sounds like it could be a good movie if it were real. no seriously
