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4/1/2005 1:05:05 AM
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My Mom Threatened to put me on Dr. Phil.

Heh. My video game additiction has finally caught up with me. Somehow, she got ahold of my grades, and found out they had been "slipping". She said if I don't shape up, she'll take me to Dr. Phil, and have send me to boarding school. I'm in college. If Dr. Phil wants to pay for my college, that's cool with me! I hope he sends me somewhere cool...
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  • Study. Do work. Party. That's all you have to do in college. Do the first two first, then party until your next class.

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  • I knew the b.net forums were designed for mom insults. My mom could beat up ALL of your moms.

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  • I'm pretty sure my mom's not a -blam!- seeing that she had two kids...naturally(you sick basterds). [Edited on 3/31/2005 7:49:30 PM]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] flamechu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] flamechu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GreenChief I'm already cold and hungry. I'm 6'1 225lbs, and I live in Russia. I'm used to it. : P[/quote] crap i got pwned lol.[/quote] So did yo mama. Gigady gigady.[/quote] impossible, you must be having flashbacks of when you walked in on me and your mom. PWNED![/quote] Well that's not possible seeing that you don't have what normal men have. I beleive that's a Booyakasha.[/quote] you mean shame?(wink and the gun), of course not now give yoru mom these nice flowers and tell her i'll pick he rup at 8. *hands flowers*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] flamechu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GreenChief I'm already cold and hungry. I'm 6'1 225lbs, and I live in Russia. I'm used to it. : P[/quote] crap i got pwned lol.[/quote] So did yo mama. Gigady gigady.[/quote] impossible, you must be having flashbacks of when you walked in on me and your mom. PWNED![/quote] Well that's not possible seeing that you don't have what normal men have. I beleive that's a Booyakasha, gigady gigady gigady aaaaaaalllrightey then. [Edited on 3/31/2005 7:46:07 PM]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] flamechu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GreenChief I'm already cold and hungry. I'm 6'1 225lbs, and I live in Russia. I'm used to it. : P[/quote] crap i got pwned lol.[/quote] So did yo mama. Gigady gigady.[/quote] impossible, you must be having flashbacks of when you walked in on me and your mom. PWNED!

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  • Ouch.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GreenChief I'm already cold and hungry. I'm 6'1 225lbs, and I live in Russia. I'm used to it. : P[/quote] crap i got pwned lol.[/quote] So did yo mama. Gigady gigady.

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  • My bad.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GreenChief I'm already cold and hungry. I'm 6'1 225lbs, and I live in Russia. I'm used to it. : P[/quote] crap i got pwned lol.

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  • I'm already cold and hungry. I'm 6'1 225lbs, and I live in Russia. I'm used to it. : P

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  • a yes the moving out i would but hey you knwo what i been out there man it's cold and plus im spoiled so hurray for me. but really dude it's rough out there well maybe just here in (ny), cause florida seems pretty nice, but yeah dude it's cold and you get hunry fast.

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  • Well, decent parents would do that. My mom is always on my case about how I should do more homework, and get a better job. My dad says, and I quote, "If he wants to -blam!- up, let him." He's ex-military hardass. My mom, on the other hand, is a worrier. If I had more money, I'd move out. But I'm broke. : (

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  • well id on't mean it like that. i mean they gota care there your parents, but eventually it will get to the point were they will say "hey whatever greenchief does it's his buisness and he has to sort out his messes by himself" i mean of course they will be hey GreenChief do this is better, but like tehy won;t punish you cause they know you gota learn for yrouself.

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  • My dad did. He cut that leash when I was about 7. My mom still cares, though. : \

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GreenChief ...I belive I said that I was in college, yes. Is there a problem?[/quote] well bloody hell man why do your parents still look at your gardes didn't they cut the leesh when ya hit 18?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bullmoose500 if u can't get on the dr.phil show il go to court wit u -court day'' now your honor why would a young man like this play video games?-me judge-'' well thats because...'' (i walk over and slip a twenty into his pocket) judge-'' case closed defendent inocent''[/quote] Or possible second ending! Judge after $20-"Oh bailiff!" Bailiff-"Yes, your honor?" Judge-"Senselessly sodomize this man." Bailiff-"Yes, your honor." I wouldn't risk it.

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  • almost every addiction is psychological...

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  • if u can't get on the dr.phil show il go to court wit u -court day'' now your honor why would a young man like this play video games?-me judge-'' well thats because...'' (i walk over and slip a twenty into his pocket) judge-'' case closed defendent inocent''

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  • ...I belive I said that I was in college, yes. Is there a problem?

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  • Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Dr. Phil, etc.

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  • wait wtf Greencheif arent you in college?

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  • Yes, but the older I get, the lazier I get. And I'm not a grown man. I'm 19. ...And my favorite shows are kid's cartoons? : (

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GreenChief [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ezoltanl how did your parent's get your grades?[/quote] I guess my mom walked into my room and found them. I'm not good hiding things. (nudy ladies tacked onto my walls)[/quote] the best way to keep your parents off your back is to blackmail them. But you could simply ask them to stay out, like most 13 year olds would ask for. But you're a grown man for God sake! Tell them to leave you alone

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ezoltanl how did your parent's get your grades?[/quote] I guess my mom walked into my room and found them. I'm not good hiding things. (nudy ladies tacked onto my walls)

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  • Oh! I should tell hy addiction is caused by the time my parents promised me a trip to the Florida keys, and didn't take me. That. Would. Rule.

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