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Edited by Woupsea:
7/10/2015 12:11:44 AM
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How to fix Florida
After a long period of in depth planning I've discovered a sure fire way to turn Florida into a functional and habitable region of the U.S.
So first I needed inspiration, and when I think of a well running economic monolith I think of The Korean Peninsula, what an exemplary way to run a country!
http://imgur.com/KVR2fcS.jpg
To the North you have an awe inspiring view into the perfect world of communism, while to the south you can see a democratic nation with free trade and elected officials
Maybe you see a resemblance in the geography?
http://imgur.com/dchCHrb.jpg
How about now?
http://imgur.com/sab4hyc.jpg
Clearly there's some room for improvement, I suggest to Rick Scott that we remodel the country to further imitate the perfection seen in the Koreas. First we institute communist government in northern Florida while deregulating all commerce in the southern half.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I'll let you pick up your jaw now
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Edited by Britton: 7/11/2015 4:39:03 AMI love Florida. However, the large cities are the bowels of the state due to the fact that every shitty stupid person from the God forsaken northeast united States wants to move down here and bring their stupid ignorant ideas from their dumb city and try to apply them to Florida. This is especially frustrating for people who work in land management. Stupid Yankees. Stay up north.
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3 RepliesLet's just sell it
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1 Reply
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5 RepliesThe Wang of the USA... also where old people go to die.
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As much as I like communism and participating in it, I think down here is fine the way it is
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You commie bastard xD
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3 RepliesMy state is uninhabitable? HOW HAVE I SURVIVED?
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As soon as I saw "communist" I imagined Liberty Prime throwing a nuke at you. Now then, as I am also a Floridian, what needs to be fixed is the heat!
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1 ReplyOr just wait for the sea level to rise
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3 RepliesI'm actually from Florida This is -blam!-ing brilliant bruh
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*Expected Communism* *Was not disappointed*
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2 RepliesKill all, nuke Florida. [b]Problem solved![/b]
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The only way to fix florida is through a pet raddish
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You cant
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Lenny
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1 Replydo what rvb did
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1 Replykill the muslims, geezers, gingers, and -blam!-
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1 ReplyI say we sell Florida to Germany. They are the only other place in the world that weird sick shit happens as much as in Florida.
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We've been trying to doorways from northern Florida forever. They keep dragging us down
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5 RepliesEdited by Revy: 7/9/2015 11:36:54 PM
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1 ReplyHow about we just take money out of government?
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4 RepliesFlorida is were old people migrate to die.
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1 ReplyYou know...
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lol 2k15
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Only nukes could solve the problem.
