[quote]Thus, I shall type to my heart's content. How far must one go to reach the other side? This question has been the bane of human existence. You see, there is one too many mesurements in this world. The extra one is inches and ounces. You might be saying to yourself, " But hilltop, I'm american, I use those mesurements" and to that I say, shut up. The only way to achieve world peace is to get rid of inches and ounces. We must burn every book with these mesurements in them. We will make a 20 meter tall blaze with all the paper used. The internet must be cleansed, every site must be taken down and edited to suite the new world order. I know it will be difficult and I know it will try your patience at times, but it must be done for humanity to prevail through these harsh times in which we live today. My second question is the following "Where does the rabbit hole go?". Some of you might say that, simply put, the hole goes downwards a few meters. I beg to differ, I've been down a rabbit hole and I can tell you, I saw many a strange things. I will now recount my story of heroism in the face of dire circumstances. I was walking along the road the other day and I stumbled upon a rabbit hole. It wasn't very large but large enough to squeeze a person through. I walked close to it, meaning to take a look but I tripped over a large rock and subsequently fell head first into the hole. Darkness surrounded me, I called out, " Help!!!!", the only answer I received was a loud, cavernous echo. This was to me, perplexing, because my preconceived notion had been that rabit holes were small dens. I was stuck in the hole, my ass and legs sticking out. I couldn't get out, so I had to go in. I wriggled my legs and tightened my buttcheeks. Success! I was loose. Then I realized I had already been falling for five seconds. I was upside down and was likely to crack my head open as soon as I landed. I reached out my arms and legs hoping that it would slow me down. I could feel a wall of dirt on the tips of my fingers and toes. I shifted my weight, curled into a ball and flipped. I did that so I could be upright for my death. I didn't want to see my certain death seconds before my face landed on whatever was down there. I continued falling, crying out the words help. I looked up and the opening to the hole was now a white pin prick in this universe of darkness. Looking down revealed nothing to me at all, then all of a sudden, I heard water. It must have been and underground river of some sorts. As I fell it became louder and louder. I slammed into the water, my bones felt like they had been shattered into a million pieces. It was the most pain I had ever felt. The water was very deep from what I could tell. I floated along, struggling to keep afloat. Where was I going? Was I going to die here? Those were the question running through my head. The current was getting stronger and I was being thrashed about. I could now feel rock under my tippy toes. Atleast I wouldn't drown. I bounced in the water with my hands up in the air, I couldn't feel anything above me. I yelled out. " [Where the fuck am I?]". There was very little echo and still no answer. I moved side to side. The crevice was about two arm lengths wide. Without warning, I hit my head on something. I tried to shake it off but I slowly lost conciousness, despite my efforts to stay awake. I awoke in a chamber, illuminated by torches. I smiled and let out a big sigh of relief. It was over, I was saved, or atleast that's what I had thought. I rose to my feet, I was still a little dizzy from being knocked the [fuck] out. I stumbled but soon regained my footing. There was a stairway to my right leading upwards. As I walked up the stairs, I started to hear voices. I couldn't decifer what those voices were saying but they still sounded human. I quickened my pace, my heart was leaping out of my chest. I came to the end of the stairway and entered a large room, almost as bright as day. I looked down and there they were, a dozen rabbits, talking between each other. They looked at me with their cute button eyes and smiled, showing their fangs. " Hi there, umm sirs, could you direct me the exit?", I asked loudly. They whispered amongst each other for several seconds. Then a striped bunny wabbit stepped forward. He had black and white stripes, he was a little taller than the rest of the rabbits and his ears were a little pointier. " We can't let food leave, I'm sorry for the inconvenience", he said to me with a straight face( I'm not sure what is considered to be a straight face for a rabbit). " What do you mean?", I replied. Of course my thoughts consisted of, what the hell is going on here, I didn't know rabbits could talk. "Your blood is our food", he answered, licking his lips seductively. I was quite taken aback by what he had said. I opened my mouth to speak again and he interrupted me " You heard right, you see, we are vampire bunnies, we eat those that fall into our traps". I gave him a strange look and laughed. I wasn't afraid of these height challenged bundles of cute. Before I realized it, they had surrounded me. I was going to have fight my way out. I wasn't going to be food for anyone, nevermind bunnies. I ran at Spot and punted him across the room. I slipped through the opening in the circle and ran down a hallway. I had no idea where I should go or more importantly, how to get back to the surface. I came to a fork in the path. Both paths looked exactly the same. I sat down quietly, pointed my finger at one of the paths and under my breath I mumbled, " Eany Meany Miny Moe, Catch A Tiger By It's Fro, If He Hollers, Let Him Go, Eany Miny Moe, My Mother Says That You Are Not It" . and so I went to the right, to respect my mother's wishes. I jogged down the path, I was exhausted. I was very hungry, my feet started to feel like anvils. From behind I could hear several synchronized hops. They were getting closer and closer. I grabbed a torch from the wall, stopped and turned around. I was going to face them waskily wabbits. This was going be my last defense, they would not pass! The path was very narrow, as such, they couldn't surround me. That was my advantage and I had to capitalize on it. I waited a whole minute before they finally caught up, I could have sworn that bunnies were faster than that. They were foaming from the mouth, bearing their fangs at me. One of them hopped at me, he was white as snow, I just wanted to cuddle him T.T. I grabbed him and tore him in half, one down. The rest of them pounced on me out of nowhere. I could feel them nibbling everywhere. One was nibbling my ear, another was nibbling my nipples, another one was rubbing against my crotch(weirdest boner of my life), another was licking my face savagely. I wished, at that moment in time, that it was women and not rabbits. I punched the rabbits off of me and stomped on their heads. Brain juice squirted everywhere and the shrill screams of manly rabbits filled the tunnels. I turned around and started to walk and I soon came across Spot, waiting for me. "You haven't escaped yet, you'll have to get through me", he shouted out as he pulled out a switchblade from his pocket(apparently vampire rabbits have pockets in their fur, don't ask me how). I was going to need to be cunning to defeat him. I yelled out " OMG BUGS BUNNY IS BEHIND YOU". He turned his head and at that time I stole the knife and beheaded him. I cut off his foot so I could have a lucky rabbits foot. I ran as hard and as fast as I could down the path till I reached a staircase that seemed to go up forever. I walked up the steps and as I did I started singing the lyrics to I Will Survive. Several hours later I came to a door, I slowly turned the handle and opened the door, I looked around and to my surprise I was in my house, like I had just come through the front door. Did I mention I ate shrooms for breakfast that day? Fin I might type more later.[/quote]Damn people sending me stupid PMs. Oh and I just got that not two minutes ago. [Edited on 01.25.2009 4:01 PM PST]

"You're thread broke the rules, if you post any more offensive post or threads, feel the wrath of the banhammer" From a mod. I was like wtf, where'd my status go? I should be a Legendary Member damit! You hear me!! Legendary!!!!!!!

I've never really had any weird PMs but this could be seen as one if read wrong: [quote] why dont you STFU i was just saying that it was a little bit weird since were only in 9th grade. [/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S624715380 [quote]You have been sent a warning from ------------. This warning's text is below: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has warned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below. Further violations will likely result in a ban. http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=26972771&v iewreplies=true Illegal discussion[/quote] :([/quote] You get [i]warned[/i]? hell, they just ban me. [Edited on 01.25.2009 3:45 PM PST]

[quote]You have been sent a warning from ------------. This warning's text is below: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has warned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below. Further violations will likely result in a ban. http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=26972771&v iewreplies=true Illegal discussion[/quote] :(

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K1RK H4MM3T [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] asploded I'm gonna start sending people PMs.[/quote] I got yours. Sorry dude, but its just not funny when its not genuine.[/quote] Actually, I'm seeing how people respond to that one..I sent it to the guy that posted under you and look how he reacted...

Stop sending me PMs! Seriously, stop.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] asploded I'm gonna start sending people PMs.[/quote] I got yours. Sorry dude, but its just not funny when its not genuine.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAC Overlord I just got this one a sec ago: [quote] Member Sent: 1/25/2009 Do you want to know a secret[/quote] [/quote] Say yes.

I just got this one a sec ago: [quote] Member Sent: 1/25/2009 Do you want to know a secret[/quote]

Here's another [quote]Subject: why blue skin color is attractive Apparently, the color blue reflected off of a surface into your eyes causes your retinas to send a happier message to your brain, studies have shown that having an orgasm while looking at the color blue boosts dopamine levels in your brain- it makes your orgasms REALLY strong... so, looking at a blue colored person while having sex, this is caused (sry faulty wording)[/quote]

here is one...no seriously "Re7ard"

I swear to god, nobody had better PM ever again. DON'T TRY IT.

nvm. [Edited on 01.25.2009 3:23 PM PST]

I got a really wierd one from Captain Planet a while back. some baloney about exploding dogs and cars or something like that. regretting having clicked the "delete all" button now. edit: yeah, weez posted it up there [Edited on 01.25.2009 3:22 PM PST]

I'm gonna start sending people PMs.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted I keep getting PMs now from certain.. types of indivuals.. [quote] [b] Posted by: [/b] ????? juice kills arabs [/quote] [/quote] I got that one too! Now its my weirdest PM. Lol.

I keep getting PMs now from certain.. types of indivuals.. [quote] [b] Posted by: [/b] ????? juice kills arabs [/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] w33z 23 [quote]One day, the dog named John walked over the street. Suddenly, a pink car with three legs ran over the street. It stopped and asked for the 5`th session of Friends, but John told that it wasn`t made yet. The car was angry, and spitted cacodemons out his two mouths. The cacodemons duplicated each other, and ate up all the Scooby-snacks. The old lady shouted at Pikachu, and fired a missile at him. Pikachu evolved into Weedle, and throwed a burning banana at the car. The banana got angry, and tried to rule the world. John told the banana that MTV ruled the world, and ate him. The banana tasted old shoes, wich was not so weird, because it was a super sayajin. The green pig with the bell, ran towards the car, and exploded like a sheep. Suddenly, the car started an earthquake, and the whole world turned into a ice cream. The orcs started an revenge on Donald Duck, and turned him to a pink bear. The old lady advanced into level 10, and turned into a Fire Demon. The fire demon burned down all mushrooms, (which was the houses on the planet) and fried all flying carrots.[/quote] This isn't made up. I think other people got this PM too ;) [/quote] I have seen this before, but it was on the forums, not in a PM. Here's one I just got: [quote] [b] Posted by: [/b] CENSORED MUFFINS! MUFFINS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LYK ME SOME COOKIE MUFFINS! MCDONALS! MCDANILS! MCFRIKENDONIALS! [/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted :( I didn't mean it as rude.[/quote] It wasn't rude. [/quote] Good then. Fail troll is fail. To willis guy. [Edited on 01.25.2009 2:56 PM PST]

[quote]One day, the dog named John walked over the street. Suddenly, a pink car with three legs ran over the street. It stopped and asked for the 5`th session of Friends, but John told that it wasn`t made yet. The car was angry, and spitted cacodemons out his two mouths. The cacodemons duplicated each other, and ate up all the Scooby-snacks. The old lady shouted at Pikachu, and fired a missile at him. Pikachu evolved into Weedle, and throwed a burning banana at the car. The banana got angry, and tried to rule the world. John told the banana that MTV ruled the world, and ate him. The banana tasted old shoes, wich was not so weird, because it was a super sayajin. The green pig with the bell, ran towards the car, and exploded like a sheep. Suddenly, the car started an earthquake, and the whole world turned into a ice cream. The orcs started an revenge on Donald Duck, and turned him to a pink bear. The old lady advanced into level 10, and turned into a Fire Demon. The fire demon burned down all mushrooms, (which was the houses on the planet) and fried all flying carrots.[/quote] This isn't made up. I think other people got this PM too ;)

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc Best PM EVER. I have never gotten a wired pm but I have had people ask if I want to join their group if that counts. [/quote] I wouldn't count those as weird, as they happen quite frequently.[/quote]You deserve to be deleted.[/quote] :( I didn't mean it as rude.[/quote] It wasn't rude.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc Best PM EVER. I have never gotten a wired pm but I have had people ask if I want to join their group if that counts. [/quote] I wouldn't count those as weird, as they happen quite frequently.[/quote]You deserve to be deleted.[/quote] :( I didn't mean it as rude.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc Best PM EVER. I have never gotten a wired pm but I have had people ask if I want to join their group if that counts. [/quote] I wouldn't count those as weird, as they happen quite frequently.[/quote]You deserve to be deleted.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc Best PM EVER. I have never gotten a wired pm but I have had people ask if I want to join their group if that counts. [/quote] I wouldn't count those as weird, as they happen quite frequently.[/quote] Then I have never had a weird pm.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc Best PM EVER. I have never gotten a wired pm but I have had people ask if I want to join their group if that counts. [/quote] I wouldn't count those as weird, as they happen quite frequently.