[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 Wayyyyyyyyy [url=http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/willis936/PM.jpg]tl;dr[/url] Someone want to decipher? Also, Ghandi is a tool, trust me.[/quote] I got one from that guy, it was just stupid spam. He just used that one from earlier one in the thread.[/quote]I had a feeling it was copypasta. Rare is it that someone capable of writing that much will waste their time on a Bnet PM.[/quote] I have wrote a 4 paragraph message as to why I was wrongly banned. I was young, leave me alone.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 Wayyyyyyyyy [url=http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/willis936/PM.jpg]tl;dr[/url] Someone want to decipher? Also, Ghandi is a tool, trust me.[/quote] I got one from that guy, it was just stupid spam. He just used that one from earlier one in the thread.[/quote]I had a feeling it was copypasta. Rare is it that someone capable of writing that much will waste their time on a Bnet PM.

OMG four people now, I dont have teh recon.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 Wayyyyyyyyy [url=http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/willis936/PM.jpg]tl;dr[/url] Someone want to decipher? Also, Ghandi is a tool, trust me.[/quote]Guy Who Spells Gandhi Wrong.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 Wayyyyyyyyy [url=http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/willis936/PM.jpg]tl;dr[/url] Someone want to decipher? Also, Ghandi is a tool, trust me.[/quote] I got one from that guy, it was just stupid spam. He just used that one from earlier one in the thread.

Wayyyyyyyyy [url=http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/willis936/PM.jpg]tl;dr[/url] Someone want to decipher? Also, Ghandi is a tool, trust me.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted :( I didn't mean it as rude.[/quote] It wasn't rude. [/quote] Good then. Fail troll is fail. To willis guy.[/quote]That's not what a troll is. My post could have been taken one of several ways. Mainly because you couldn't tell when you were being trolled by Nul Arc.[/quote] You're the one being upfront about it, so I called you out.

"Hey whats up thanks for that cheese can i have more more MORE MORE MORE!!11111one111eleven!!!!!11one hundrend eleven im not random... moo" OMG.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zenweaponry One I'm not sure Ghandi 2 would want me to say.[/quote] He's not a mod anymore, -blam!- it.

[quote]well the reason u want that is cuz u can say all ur -blam!- things that u guys say. also all of u suck anyway and some of you should learn to speak the launguage that the game was made for and made by so just shut up about only wanting to play with non-americans u just get owned by americans thats all.[/quote] Hahaha [Edited on 01.25.2009 6:06 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Censored Name Dude shut the f*** up you nerdy b****. I hope you die in real life you f****t a** b****. you're not smart. So shut the f*** up and I don't ever want to see you post something this long again.[/quote] And I received an uncensored version. [Edited on 01.25.2009 6:04 PM PST]

"I had 3 Biscuits, then I ate 2. And i only had 1." [Edited on 01.25.2009 5:51 PM PST]

A PM inviting me to join a group. The funny part was the idiot had even read my sig, and he mentioned it in the message

Back when hilltop was here he sent that weird PM to everyone..(but meh D;).. Anyway, my funniest one would be : [quote]Seriously, what's with the signature? It make you look pretentious, and neurotic because you need to remind people of your name, again. Want someone to notice you? Make an intelligent post, remember Einstein didn't say Einstein after everything he said. I know for a fact this will only make you do it more.[/quote] Now don't start flaming me and agreeing with him and stuff, but i thought this was really funny when i read it. ~fron

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WALMART C0P [quote]A"heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each[/quote] Sent by [b] slayerspiddey[/b][/quote]That is absolutely hilarious.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford Some very weird,weird PM's you people have gotten. Someone sent me a message asking if I can help them get recon.Weird.[/quote]Same thing happened to me...3 times now =( I DO NOT HAVE RECON!!!

Some very weird,weird PM's you people have gotten. Someone sent me a message asking if I can help them get recon.Weird.

Just got one asking why i havent had sex with him yet....

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] willis936 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted :( I didn't mean it as rude.[/quote] It wasn't rude. [/quote] Good then. Fail troll is fail. To willis guy.[/quote]That's not what a troll is. My post could have been taken one of several ways. Mainly because you couldn't tell when you were being trolled by Nul Arc.[/quote] wheres th love?

Do people really need to quote the entire rabbit hole thing?

Not too many people posting now...I'm gonna PM the people in the Halo 3 forum...

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nul Arc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted :( I didn't mean it as rude.[/quote] It wasn't rude. [/quote] Good then. Fail troll is fail. To willis guy.[/quote]That's not what a troll is. My post could have been taken one of several ways. Mainly because you couldn't tell when you were being trolled by Nul Arc.

No one ever sends me a PM :(.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dirtyShisno 213 [quote]Thus, I shall type to my heart's content. How far must one go to reach the other side? This question has been the bane of human existence. You see, there is one too many mesurements in this world. The extra one is inches and ounces. You might be saying to yourself, " But hilltop, I'm american, I use those mesurements" and to that I say, shut up. The only way to achieve world peace is to get rid of inches and ounces. We must burn every book with these mesurements in them. We will make a 20 meter tall blaze with all the paper used. The internet must be cleansed, every site must be taken down and edited to suite the new world order. I know it will be difficult and I know it will try your patience at times, but it must be done for humanity to prevail through these harsh times in which we live today. My second question is the following "Where does the rabbit hole go?". Some of you might say that, simply put, the hole goes downwards a few meters. I beg to differ, I've been down a rabbit hole and I can tell you, I saw many a strange things. I will now recount my story of heroism in the face of dire circumstances. I was walking along the road the other day and I stumbled upon a rabbit hole. It wasn't very large but large enough to squeeze a person through. I walked close to it, meaning to take a look but I tripped over a large rock and subsequently fell head first into the hole. Darkness surrounded me, I called out, " Help!!!!", the only answer I received was a loud, cavernous echo. This was to me, perplexing, because my preconceived notion had been that rabit holes were small dens. I was stuck in the hole, my ass and legs sticking out. I couldn't get out, so I had to go in. I wriggled my legs and tightened my buttcheeks. Success! I was loose. Then I realized I had already been falling for five seconds. I was upside down and was likely to crack my head open as soon as I landed. I reached out my arms and legs hoping that it would slow me down. I could feel a wall of dirt on the tips of my fingers and toes. I shifted my weight, curled into a ball and flipped. I did that so I could be upright for my death. I didn't want to see my certain death seconds before my face landed on whatever was down there. I continued falling, crying out the words help. I looked up and the opening to the hole was now a white pin prick in this universe of darkness. Looking down revealed nothing to me at all, then all of a sudden, I heard water. It must have been and underground river of some sorts. As I fell it became louder and louder. I slammed into the water, my bones felt like they had been shattered into a million pieces. It was the most pain I had ever felt. The water was very deep from what I could tell. I floated along, struggling to keep afloat. Where was I going? Was I going to die here? Those were the question running through my head. The current was getting stronger and I was being thrashed about. I could now feel rock under my tippy toes. Atleast I wouldn't drown. I bounced in the water with my hands up in the air, I couldn't feel anything above me. I yelled out. " [Where the fuck am I?]". There was very little echo and still no answer. I moved side to side. The crevice was about two arm lengths wide. Without warning, I hit my head on something. I tried to shake it off but I slowly lost conciousness, despite my efforts to stay awake. I awoke in a chamber, illuminated by torches. I smiled and let out a big sigh of relief. It was over, I was saved, or atleast that's what I had thought. I rose to my feet, I was still a little dizzy from being knocked the [fuck] out. I stumbled but soon regained my footing. There was a stairway to my right leading upwards. As I walked up the stairs, I started to hear voices. I couldn't decifer what those voices were saying but they still sounded human. I quickened my pace, my heart was leaping out of my chest. I came to the end of the stairway and entered a large room, almost as bright as day. I looked down and there they were, a dozen rabbits, talking between each other. They looked at me with their cute button eyes and smiled, showing their fangs. " Hi there, umm sirs, could you direct me the exit?", I asked loudly. They whispered amongst each other for several seconds. Then a striped bunny wabbit stepped forward. He had black and white stripes, he was a little taller than the rest of the rabbits and his ears were a little pointier. " We can't let food leave, I'm sorry for the inconvenience", he said to me with a straight face( I'm not sure what is considered to be a straight face for a rabbit). " What do you mean?", I replied. Of course my thoughts consisted of, what the hell is going on here, I didn't know rabbits could talk. "Your blood is our food", he answered, licking his lips seductively. I was quite taken aback by what he had said. I opened my mouth to speak again and he interrupted me " You heard right, you see, we are vampire bunnies, we eat those that fall into our traps". I gave him a strange look and laughed. I wasn't afraid of these height challenged bundles of cute. Before I realized it, they had surrounded me. I was going to have fight my way out. I wasn't going to be food for anyone, nevermind bunnies. I ran at Spot and punted him across the room. I slipped through the opening in the circle and ran down a hallway. I had no idea where I should go or more importantly, how to get back to the surface. I came to a fork in the path. Both paths looked exactly the same. I sat down quietly, pointed my finger at one of the paths and under my breath I mumbled, " Eany Meany Miny Moe, Catch A Tiger By It's Fro, If He Hollers, Let Him Go, Eany Miny Moe, My Mother Says That You Are Not It" . and so I went to the right, to respect my mother's wishes. I jogged down the path, I was exhausted. I was very hungry, my feet started to feel like anvils. From behind I could hear several synchronized hops. They were getting closer and closer. I grabbed a torch from the wall, stopped and turned around. I was going to face them waskily wabbits. This was going be my last defense, they would not pass! The path was very narrow, as such, they couldn't surround me. That was my advantage and I had to capitalize on it. I waited a whole minute before they finally caught up, I could have sworn that bunnies were faster than that. They were foaming from the mouth, bearing their fangs at me. One of them hopped at me, he was white as snow, I just wanted to cuddle him T.T. I grabbed him and tore him in half, one down. The rest of them pounced on me out of nowhere. I could feel them nibbling everywhere. One was nibbling my ear, another was nibbling my nipples, another one was rubbing against my crotch(weirdest boner of my life), another was licking my face savagely. I wished, at that moment in time, that it was women and not rabbits. I punched the rabbits off of me and stomped on their heads. Brain juice squirted everywhere and the shrill screams of manly rabbits filled the tunnels. I turned around and started to walk and I soon came across Spot, waiting for me. "You haven't escaped yet, you'll have to get through me", he shouted out as he pulled out a switchblade from his pocket(apparently vampire rabbits have pockets in their fur, don't ask me how). I was going to need to be cunning to defeat him. I yelled out " OMG BUGS BUNNY IS BEHIND YOU". He turned his head and at that time I stole the knife and beheaded him. I cut off his foot so I could have a lucky rabbits foot. I ran as hard and as fast as I could down the path till I reached a staircase that seemed to go up forever. I walked up the steps and as I did I started singing the lyrics to I Will Survive. Several hours later I came to a door, I slowly turned the handle and opened the door, I looked around and to my surprise I was in my house, like I had just come through the front door. Did I mention I ate shrooms for breakfast that day? Fin I might type more later.[/quote]Damn people sending me stupid PMs. Oh and I just got that not two minutes ago.[/quote] Hahahahahah no one has sent me one of those yet. Laughs out loud.

One I'm not sure Ghandi 2 would want me to say.

[quote]Thus, I shall type to my heart's content. How far must one go to reach the other side? This question has been the bane of human existence. You see, there is one too many mesurements in this world. The extra one is inches and ounces. You might be saying to yourself, " But hilltop, I'm american, I use those mesurements" and to that I say, shut up. The only way to achieve world peace is to get rid of inches and ounces. We must burn every book with these mesurements in them. We will make a 20 meter tall blaze with all the paper used. The internet must be cleansed, every site must be taken down and edited to suite the new world order. I know it will be difficult and I know it will try your patience at times, but it must be done for humanity to prevail through these harsh times in which we live today. My second question is the following "Where does the rabbit hole go?". Some of you might say that, simply put, the hole goes downwards a few meters. I beg to differ, I've been down a rabbit hole and I can tell you, I saw many a strange things. I will now recount my story of heroism in the face of dire circumstances. I was walking along the road the other day and I stumbled upon a rabbit hole. It wasn't very large but large enough to squeeze a person through. I walked close to it, meaning to take a look but I tripped over a large rock and subsequently fell head first into the hole. Darkness surrounded me, I called out, " Help!!!!", the only answer I received was a loud, cavernous echo. This was to me, perplexing, because my preconceived notion had been that rabit holes were small dens. I was stuck in the hole, my ass and legs sticking out. I couldn't get out, so I had to go in. I wriggled my legs and tightened my buttcheeks. Success! I was loose. Then I realized I had already been falling for five seconds. I was upside down and was likely to crack my head open as soon as I landed. I reached out my arms and legs hoping that it would slow me down. I could feel a wall of dirt on the tips of my fingers and toes. I shifted my weight, curled into a ball and flipped. I did that so I could be upright for my death. I didn't want to see my certain death seconds before my face landed on whatever was down there. I continued falling, crying out the words help. I looked up and the opening to the hole was now a white pin prick in this universe of darkness. Looking down revealed nothing to me at all, then all of a sudden, I heard water. It must have been and underground river of some sorts. As I fell it became louder and louder. I slammed into the water, my bones felt like they had been shattered into a million pieces. It was the most pain I had ever felt. The water was very deep from what I could tell. I floated along, struggling to keep afloat. Where was I going? Was I going to die here? Those were the question running through my head. The current was getting stronger and I was being thrashed about. I could now feel rock under my tippy toes. Atleast I wouldn't drown. I bounced in the water with my hands up in the air, I couldn't feel anything above me. I yelled out. " [Where the fuck am I?]". There was very little echo and still no answer. I moved side to side. The crevice was about two arm lengths wide. Without warning, I hit my head on something. I tried to shake it off but I slowly lost conciousness, despite my efforts to stay awake. I awoke in a chamber, illuminated by torches. I smiled and let out a big sigh of relief. It was over, I was saved, or atleast that's what I had thought. I rose to my feet, I was still a little dizzy from being knocked the [fuck] out. I stumbled but soon regained my footing. There was a stairway to my right leading upwards. As I walked up the stairs, I started to hear voices. I couldn't decifer what those voices were saying but they still sounded human. I quickened my pace, my heart was leaping out of my chest. I came to the end of the stairway and entered a large room, almost as bright as day. I looked down and there they were, a dozen rabbits, talking between each other. They looked at me with their cute button eyes and smiled, showing their fangs. " Hi there, umm sirs, could you direct me the exit?", I asked loudly. They whispered amongst each other for several seconds. Then a striped bunny wabbit stepped forward. He had black and white stripes, he was a little taller than the rest of the rabbits and his ears were a little pointier. " We can't let food leave, I'm sorry for the inconvenience", he said to me with a straight face( I'm not sure what is considered to be a straight face for a rabbit). " What do you mean?", I replied. Of course my thoughts consisted of, what the hell is going on here, I didn't know rabbits could talk. "Your blood is our food", he answered, licking his lips seductively. I was quite taken aback by what he had said. I opened my mouth to speak again and he interrupted me " You heard right, you see, we are vampire bunnies, we eat those that fall into our traps". I gave him a strange look and laughed. I wasn't afraid of these height challenged bundles of cute. Before I realized it, they had surrounded me. I was going to have fight my way out. I wasn't going to be food for anyone, nevermind bunnies. I ran at Spot and punted him across the room. I slipped through the opening in the circle and ran down a hallway. I had no idea where I should go or more importantly, how to get back to the surface. I came to a fork in the path. Both paths looked exactly the same. I sat down quietly, pointed my finger at one of the paths and under my breath I mumbled, " Eany Meany Miny Moe, Catch A Tiger By It's Fro, If He Hollers, Let Him Go, Eany Miny Moe, My Mother Says That You Are Not It" . and so I went to the right, to respect my mother's wishes. I jogged down the path, I was exhausted. I was very hungry, my feet started to feel like anvils. From behind I could hear several synchronized hops. They were getting closer and closer. I grabbed a torch from the wall, stopped and turned around. I was going to face them waskily wabbits. This was going be my last defense, they would not pass! The path was very narrow, as such, they couldn't surround me. That was my advantage and I had to capitalize on it. I waited a whole minute before they finally caught up, I could have sworn that bunnies were faster than that. They were foaming from the mouth, bearing their fangs at me. One of them hopped at me, he was white as snow, I just wanted to cuddle him T.T. I grabbed him and tore him in half, one down. The rest of them pounced on me out of nowhere. I could feel them nibbling everywhere. One was nibbling my ear, another was nibbling my nipples, another one was rubbing against my crotch(weirdest boner of my life), another was licking my face savagely. I wished, at that moment in time, that it was women and not rabbits. I punched the rabbits off of me and stomped on their heads. Brain juice squirted everywhere and the shrill screams of manly rabbits filled the tunnels. I turned around and started to walk and I soon came across Spot, waiting for me. "You haven't escaped yet, you'll have to get through me", he shouted out as he pulled out a switchblade from his pocket(apparently vampire rabbits have pockets in their fur, don't ask me how). I was going to need to be cunning to defeat him. I yelled out " OMG BUGS BUNNY IS BEHIND YOU". He turned his head and at that time I stole the knife and beheaded him. I cut off his foot so I could have a lucky rabbits foot. I ran as hard and as fast as I could down the path till I reached a staircase that seemed to go up forever. I walked up the steps and as I did I started singing the lyrics to I Will Survive. Several hours later I came to a door, I slowly turned the handle and opened the door, I looked around and to my surprise I was in my house, like I had just come through the front door. Did I mention I ate shrooms for breakfast that day? Fin I might type more later.[/quote]Damn people sending me stupid PMs. Oh and I just got that not two minutes ago. [Edited on 01.25.2009 4:01 PM PST]