I'm boutta smoke these gummy vitamins and get high af fam.
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#Offtopic
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Wow, there really aren't many girls on here
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I've been told I'm a big cockend does that count
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I came close to having a relationship with this girl I liked in college, but the size of my gear stopped it quick. We hung out a lot, and we had lots in common (we could talk for hours on end). One night in December 2008, we were watching a movie in her dorm when we shared our first kiss. We started to fool around, but she stopped me; she said she had a condition that prevented her breasts from maturing past a 12 year old's. I told her it didn't matter and that I liked her for who she was. I then told her I had a condition that made my penis the size of a newborn baby. She said size didn't matter and that she liked me for who I was as well. We continued to fool around. When she took my pants off, she screamed in utter horror. I said I had already told her that it was the size of a newborn baby: 8 pounds and 20 inches long.
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[quote]"I'm a dude, and I LOVE cock!"[/quote] -CrazyLincoln
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Large thick cocks
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As a dude who LOVES cock. I think 5-7 inches is perfect.
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I'm a dude and I live eating chicken. It's one of my favorite foods actually.
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6 inches is the best length of a dick.
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I clicked the last option.. It wasn't until a while after I realized the word "my" wasn't actually on there... Oops
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This is an [b][i][u][url=http://example.com]EXTREME[/url][/u][/i][/b] thirst
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Lesbians love dick - just not a man's dick. Anyway OT: *lurks in thread*
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Pretty common knowledge that girth trumps length in most cases. Chicks don't generally enjoy having their cervix pounded.
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Well normally id say bigger chicken but it would also cost more but if its on sale id say bigger is better Im more of a steak person myself Meduim rare is love, medium rare is life
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Its not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
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I was dating this chick right, and she was all like "I don't have sex with anyone unless they're packing 7 inches. I was like damn girl. See ya. There's no way I'm folding my dick in half for you.
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3 words.....Foreplay, Foreplay, FOREPLAY!!
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The average vaginal canal is 7in...I feel bad if you have a dick larger than 7in. [spoiler]you can't go balls deep[/spoiler]
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2 inches at 200mph is still hell.
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>Comes into thread. >Expected rooster pics/puns. >Sees thread. >Leaves disappointed.
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I prefer my size.[spoiler]I love my penis.[/spoiler]
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RELEVANT
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Bantams.
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I love it when they wake you up at 5am.
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Idk... it doesn't really matter as long as they use it well ;)
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im a 5.9 :')
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is this the new "thing" to do on here?