In the comments, tell me/everyone what your most made up lie is.
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I didn't do it
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I've never told a lie.
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I once blatantly lied about owning a gun museum in Texas.
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Most times I go to chipotle I order double chicken and then tell the cashier single chicken. I get double the chicken for half the price!
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The one we're I wrote the bible
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Edited by robbinnDaHood: 7/1/2015 2:33:12 AMWhoops I didn't realize it was the one I made not others
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I told my old job that one of my family members died so I didn't have to go into work. [spoiler]Twice. Fúck yoooooooou baybaaaaaay[/spoiler]
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Edited by Gary: 7/1/2015 12:21:04 AM>Be me. >Go to cousin's elementary school to pick him up. >Office bitch f[u][/u]ucks up, thinks substitute teacher just showed up. >F[u][/u]uckitwhynot.gif >Teach two classes of second-grade social studies. >Tell them Columbus didn't discover shit. >Freelunch.jpeg >Principal knows something's up, starts asking questions. >Ohshit.jpeg >Grab cousin. >He's pissed. >Getthefuc[b][/b]koutofdoge.exe. No one said anything to me afterwards. But they know.
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Told my dad I dropped my phone. I actually threw it like a Frisbee to see how far it would go.
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well my most messed up lie was when I told a girl I was a navy seal at a party to get in her pants
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By eating this cookie, a tracking device will be setup inside you, allowing a group of Chinese militants to record your every move. Do not tell anyone about the information I told you, because the tracker is also tapping what you say, and if they don't like what your saying, a Chinese recon armed with a 50cal will find you, and kill you. Yes this is a lie I told someone, they believed me, gullible much?
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My whole life
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I convinced my younger brother (we were 4 and 6 I think) that my two pennies were worth more than his pound cos they were shinier. He traded.
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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Used to lie a lot when I was a kid. Hate talking about it.
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I'll only upload this to my private collection okay?
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I once convinced my younger brother a few years back that there was a Gandalf the Black, then he died and became Gandalf the Gray, and eventually Gandalf the White (it took some convincing but i managed to do it, but I felt bad afterwards and told him the truth).
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I farted so hard it lifted me up three inches. True story.
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Of course I done lots of study for finals
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I once convinced my friend I was in the top clash of clans clan, but I sold my account.
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My neighbor wanted me to play soccer a lot of the time so I lied and said I had to take a shit every single time.
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Anything I ever tell my dad.
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I told someone that there was a Declaration of Mexico. They believed it.
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I dont have time to explain why i dont have time to explain(goes back to doing nothing at home)
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i have to go sandwhich my dog real quick. seriously thaowel? sandwhich your dog?