It has come to my attention that people say they want more Destiny story. I will give you more Destiny story now, but in return you must also give me more Destiny story and post your own. Destiny story is also best consumed with old English accent. Destiny story begins with young titan named Bacon Bits. Bacon bits was walking around tower one day when he saw a Speaker in distress. Speaker says "help pls" to which Bacon ask what he needed. Speaker says, "Fallen try to use vex space magic to steal the Sun. I would have stopped them but one of the dreg had Thorn." Before Bacon could ask him how the Fallen would steal the Sun, speaker asked him "So why you named Bacon Bits anyway?" Bacon explained that Destiny space law required all Guardians to be named after the first thing they ate. Bacon decided he would quest to stop the Fallen from stealing the Sun and invited his friend Breast Milk to his fireteam before departing for Venus. Breast Milk told bacon to stay as a striker since he was already a defender. Before preparing to assault the Fallen secret base, Breast said they should matchmake for a random 3rd Guardian since it was a "strike" as he called it. Eventually, a hunter by the name of Big Blue Awoken Cock joined their fireteam. Blue greeted the two with a wave, to which both being titans, Breast asked him if he even lifts. After cheesing their way through the first bit, the 3 find themselves entering the boss room. The giant captain who was just named 'Giant Captain' because he was part of cut content and was not fully developed asked them "Oi wut u doin here mate." Suddenly, boss theme music started playing and Bacon asked the captain, "Why do you want to steal the Sun, and where is that music coming from?" The captain says "o lol we want to ascend scorch cannon with it. Music come from sevitor. They are like 3D CDs. You know they sphere instead of disc so they hold more terrorbites of porn. and music." The 3 Guardians looked confused, but then Breast Milk had a flashback of him going to the lighthouse and looking at the Sun when he landed. Then they realized... The Sun was a giant Etheric Light.